Ciddies Speech Thread!

[Sephex]

**** it. Just have Jiro do the whole damn thing!

[Sylvie]

I'm not sure if I should be trusted to do this.

[Bubba]

Fill your boots, Sylvie!

[Sylvie]

Give me #37.

I'm only wearing one very small boot.

[Freya]

If your speech is vulgar/whatever I do read them before hand so I can refuse xD So don't worry sylvie, if yours is o.O I'll just send it back to be fixed lol

[Sylvie]

I'm hoping I don't have to write about myself. Not because I dislike writing about myself, but you know, I'd rather have someone write about me.

[Agent Proto]

This is why it's suggested that we write speeches for awards that we're not up for. I might write another speech after I'm done with my next one, so put me up for 38 and 39 as possible speeches. Not guaranteed, but I put me up for them. Others can also write them if I don't somehow get to them.

[Sylvie]

Can someone choose #37 and do it if I end up winning it? Jiro, I know you're a good boy.

[Del Murder]

Put me down for Win a Ciddie for the Very Last Time.

[Freya]

Yeah, we use to be a bit more fidgety about that but since we have less activity with the ciddies, I just want them done!

[Agent Proto]

Yay, my speeches are done! I think I can write some more if needed!

[Sylvie]

Excuse my transparency here but this is the first time I have participated in such a thing;

How do we complete a speech before we know who even won?

[Agent Proto]

Basically, it's just introduction of the Ciddie's nominees, and/or explaining why each nominee deserves to win. Each speech are done differently so you can write your speech however you like.

Here's an example of a speech done by Jiro during last year's End-of-Year Ciddies.

[Sylvie]

Ah, okay. I misunderstood it then. I can do that.

[Jiro]

I was actually going to ask you to write some speeches anyway, Sylvie. I'm glad you came to the decision yourself, I'm sure you'll entertain us with a very different approach.

EDIT: Don't forget to green light #40, I sent that in already!