Improvments!

[Sylvie]

i came here for improv

Alright, you are a French men waiting for a bus. However, you don't have a loaf of bread on you or a stripped shirt. Go.

I don't see you on all fours, naked, aside from a bus-driver's hat and a black, studded harness & saddle. I'm waiting for the bus.

Finally! About time someone has directed that sentence for me. Be sure to punch me directly in the face exactly 37 times while talking about your grandma. It's the only way I get my lions roaring like a lion.

You don't get a choice in anything