The sober thread

[Jiro]

I'm the deso a lot of the time because I live so far away and always need to drive home. I love my drink though, so if I don't have to go anywhere, booze on.

[Raistlin]

While it may be illegal to purchase alcohol for anyone under 21, it's perfectly okay to drink for a minor inside the privacy of their house with their parents present to supervise.

This is actually not true in most/all states, though some individual cops may not care. There have been well-reported incidents in a number of states of cops busting down small house parties that involved some minors drinking alcohol. This is, of course, absolutely retarded, because the alternative is the kids going out and drinking in secret away from home, which is far more dangerous.

Not trying to derail the subject, but I don't want anyone to have this false sense of security about underage drinking at home.

[fire_of_avalon]

That's right, kiddos. Big brother Raistypoo is lookin' out... for YOU.

[Jiro]

I'm pretty sure that law is true in Australia, but then I'm not Austraistlin

[Agent Proto]

Raistlin is correct. As long as the parents are responsible, ie not letting their kids drink more than they really should to get drunk, it should be fine.

[Pike]

I was this guy for like 27 years. Mostly because I just straight up never left the house.

[Jiro]

We needed a training montage to get your drinking skills up to scratch. Lightweight doesn't begin to explain it. I swear you could get drunk off cough syrup.

[Laddy]

I don't drink, but I recently went on a boating trip for my dad's birthday in which everyone was very, very much drunk. It was hell.

[Tigmafuzz]

I have never once been the sober guy. Mainly because I'm always the most drunk. Before other people even start drinking.

[Jinx]

I have none of these stories.

BRING ME MORE BOXED WINE

[Pike]

We needed a training montage to get your drinking skills up to scratch. Lightweight doesn't begin to explain it. I swear you could get drunk off cough syrup.

I don't even get drunk, I just fall asleep before I can finish. It's terrible.

[Jinx]

We needed a training montage to get your drinking skills up to scratch. Lightweight doesn't begin to explain it. I swear you could get drunk off cough syrup.

I don't even get drunk, I just fall asleep before I can finish. It's terrible.

Start having one glass of wine a day, and someday you can be like me, Pike.

[Christmas]

I am always sober!! My fleas keep me sober no matter how much I drink!

[fire_of_avalon]

We needed a training montage to get your drinking skills up to scratch. Lightweight doesn't begin to explain it. I swear you could get drunk off cough syrup.

I volunteer.

[Pike]

foa when are you and I going to visit and get drunk somewhere?

This has to happen.