my titty replacement nokia phone was smashed
It was at this point that I knew you were exaggerating your woes.

My 360 red ringed and about 6 months after I got the replacement, the disc reader died. This qualifies as bad luck rather than me being poor with technology because I did not touch the thing for almost that entire span of time. It worked one day and then next day, after I had done one of their patches, the disc could no longer be read. Fun stuff. It was right after I bought FF13-2, as well.

My phone recently got an update and has been pretty troutty since then.

Maybe I'm bad at technology, or maybe I'm just really unlucky when it comes to companies updating their software.