Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
Good news. I passed the drug test. They didn't even need my piss. It was the most unprofessional and hasty mouth-swab test ever. She told me to put it on both sides of my cheek for about 2 minutes, each side. She came in and rushed me when I was only like 30 seconds into the second side so I just put it back in and she was like THANK U and then she was looking at the reading on the test, suspiciously looked behind her to see if anyone was watching her by the doorway, and then hit the green check mark on her computer application and told me I was good to go. I got up and said she was very generous. She said thank you.
You should have looked down at your crotch and said, "But I practiced so hard for this!"

Glad you passed, man.