Today I went to the dentist, and they said my teeth were pretty fabulous. I have a cracked crown, but I had very little tartar and my gums were in good shape.

It was the first time I went to this dentist. I'm starting to think my old dentist was a bit of a tallywhacker--every time I went in there he swore I needed a crown or gum treatments or something.

When the hygienist went to polish my teeth, she said she accidentally grabbed the cupcake polish instead of the mint. I told her to go for it anyway, and it was a bit of a mindsmurf, to be having my teeth cleaned while tasting and smelling cupcake. I will definitely get cupcake next time.

So how're your teeth? Do you go to the dentist when you're supposed to?