So today at work some guy comes up to me and starts hitting on me and the results were hilarious:

Him: “Sooo… you’re looking beautiful today.”
Me: “Thanks.”
Him: “Hey, what are the chances of you going on a date with me?”
Me: “…zero. I’m taken, bro.”
Him: “Oh come onnn, give me some odds. One in… what? Give me a number.”
Me: “…infinity.”
Him: “SO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE, AWWW YEEEEAH”
Me: “…”
Him: “…”

Spaghetti was just flying everywhere and yet he was still so proud of himself and his little pick-up line, oh man. Poor sap. It was hilarious. I was laughing to myself for the rest of my shift, it was so great.

Discuss times this sort of thing has happened to you!