Getting Hit On

[Laddy]

I get hit on by fourteen year-old bears and yaoi fangirls.

Will I ever win?

[Pike]

I get hit on by fourteen year-old bears

[Sylvie]

I get hit on by fourteen year-old bears

You mean bears bears, right? How can a fourteen-year-old fit that description? Why are you around gay fourteen-year-olds?

[Jinx]

You can see Theodore's man-meat in that picture.

[Laddy]

You can see Theodore's man-meat in that picture.

I know. It's massive isn't it?

How can a fourteen-year-old fit that description? Why are you around gay fourteen-year-olds?<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

I was fourteen years old four years ago.

And apparently fourteen-year-olds will insist on you calling them bears. Not real bears, of course. But hey.

[Sylvie]

So are they young people with dirt lip moustaches and a little bit of pubic hair? You have sex with these people?

[fire_of_avalon]

I love it when it happens. When it's obvious I always find it funny & laugh at thr poor mares.

*feels like a poor mare*
*doesnt' care, hit on Cuchu*

The last time i got hit on was at my previous job. I was walking at the back of the store to leave when this guy and i passed each other. He was giving me a funny look, or so i thought, and then he blurts out "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare at you. You're just really pretty."

And because i am smart and awesome do you know what i did? I said "okay" and walked away.

He probably spent a whole dinner's worth of energy to psych himself up enough to say that and you just brushed him off. What a poor guy.

No, this was a smooth talker. He was actually in the store later in the week and when he found out I did the hiring he was SUPER interested. I lied and told him I was married - then he wanted to know why I didn't wear a ring. I told him we were too poor and he told me some things were more important than xboxes.

I know how awful it is, I'm just really terrible at that kind of stuff.

[Laddy]

So are they young people with dirt lip moustaches and a little bit of pubic hair? You have sex with these people?

No.

[Wolf Kanno]

The last time I ever got hit on, was when I was a server and this kind of biker family of a mother and son, and their two buddies were in my section. The mother took an interest in me, and the son kept trying to hook us up, so I had a woman hitting on me and her son as a wing man, which was terribly awkward. Especially when they told me to drop by this bar they were heading off to, and the son took me aside and said I would get "lucky" if I showed up. Now the mother didn't look bad for her age, but her son was about my age at the time (mid-twenties) not to mention the whole situation was um... yeah... So I decided to get home and have my own drinking party, alone.

Other than that, I'm rarely hit on. I'm not exceptionally attractive, though I look much younger than my real age. I can come off really intense when you get to know me. I'm usually just oblivious to when other people have interest in me and so often I don't find out until either years later and the person is taken, or I get some third party coming in to give me a number for their friend who thinks I'm hot. I also get more numbers from guys than I have ever gotten from girls.