Getting Hit On

[Pike]

So today at work some guy comes up to me and starts hitting on me and the results were hilarious:

Him: “Sooo… you’re looking beautiful today.”
Me: “Thanks.”
Him: “Hey, what are the chances of you going on a date with me?”
Me: “…zero. I’m taken, bro.”
Him: “Oh come onnn, give me some odds. One in… what? Give me a number.”
Me: “…infinity.”
Him: “SO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE, AWWW YEEEEAH”
Me: “…”
Him: “…”

Spaghetti was just flying everywhere and yet he was still so proud of himself and his little pick-up line, oh man. Poor sap. It was hilarious. I was laughing to myself for the rest of my shift, it was so great.

Discuss times this sort of thing has happened to you!

[Hollycat]

I don't always get hit on, but when I do it's by hispanic midgets.


I only wish I was joking

[Tigmafuzz]

I get hit on very often, actually. Almost every time I leave the house. It's quite bothersome.

A pickup line worked on me once, though.
"Do I know you?"
"I don't think so."
"That's a shame, I'd sure like to."

I chuckled and bought her a drink. We dated for less than a month.

[Hollycat]

I get hit on very often, actually. Almost every time I leave the house. It's quite bothersome.

We aren't talking about people coming at you with boxing gloves and baseball bats. We are talking about women. Or in Pikes case men. Also twice in my case men.

This was a lame post

Who hits on you Tigmafuzz, you know, besides your dad

I meant your mother

I just realised, I get mean at night time don't I?


Pike, I feel for you and that guys sounds either drunk or retarded

[Tigmafuzz]

Also twice in my case men.

Like I said, it's quite bothersome.

[Jiro]

I get smiled at sometimes, but I rarely get hit on. Feels bad man. At least it's not bothersome I suppose!

[Tigmafuzz]

I rarely get hit on.

>Jiro

WHAT

[Freya]

I get hit on a lot being a girl working in a video game store. It's getting tiresome. It's like me being friendly as I am suppose to be means "she wants my dick". Curse of being beautiful

[Pike]

This is actually the only time in like ten years that I've been hit on. So obviously I had to come tell the internet about it.

[Iceglow]

I get flirted with a fair bit but then that's because I'm a flirty guy by nature. I suppose the last time I actually questioned who hit on who was Sat night. Here's a quick break down:

Me and her chatting outside in the smokers area
We walk back in to the club together as we get inside we're by the door checkpoint (the club was pretty massive compared to my normal venues of choice we're talking several thousand people compared to say 500 strong) and she's wound up holding my hand (she grabbed it) when the following exchange takes place:

her: "So why am I holding your hand?"
me: "I don't know... you tell me"
her: *Kiss*

Literally not sure who pulled a smooth move on who there. I was aiming for the end result the same but she took my hand in hers not the other way around.

[Freya]

Oh Steve, You're such a ladies man! I wish I could pull women like that, just chillin a smoking area gets you chicks? Skills right there.

[Bunny]

I have a very unfriendly demeanor so people don't hit on me ever.

Shocking, I know.

[Shiny]

Game Stop: Home to teh creeps

[Miss_Lulu]

I had a guy recently tell me that he wouldn't hit on me, he would take me to dinner like a real man.
Does that count? I think it does.
When I told him I wasn't looking for a relationship and that I wasn't fond of 'real men' he deleted me off facebook and told anyone who would listen that I was a b*tch and quite possibly a lesbian.

Needless to say, I think I dodged a bullet there.

[Bunny]

I had a guy recently tell me that he wouldn't hit on me, he would take me to dinner like a real man.
Does that count? I think it does.
When I told him I wasn't looking for a relationship and that I wasn't fond of 'real men' he deleted me off facebook and told anyone who would listen that I was a b*tch and quite possibly a lesbian.

Needless to say, I think I dodged a bullet there.

It's women like you that give other women a bad name. How dare you have a lack of interest for every guy that approaches you.

Such a bitchy dyke.