So about 13 minutes ago I picked up a tiny cupcake and ate it. Not only was it good, but it was so good that it took all my expectations and blew them out of the water like a atomic bomb buried under the earth would blow a goldfish sitting in a bucket on top of it away. That cupcake was like having an IV of LSD connected to you while smoking a joint and simultaneously having sex with the entire female population of Japan while the Rolling Stones play right outside the room.

That cupcake may have been the greatest moment of my life.

Topic: what was the greatest moment of your life yet