The Repping conundrum

[Jessweeee♪]

I was going to do it myself but then I was like "oh wait" xD

[Pike]

First request: moderators, please delete all rape given to posts in this thread



Ok then.
Now the thing is, when I look around the forum I often see posts that are clever or hilarious that don't get any rape, but then when someone like Pike posts the exact same thing but without the funny parts it gets two or three rapes.

Why?
Isn't this kind of like how some celebrities are famous simply because they are famous, not because they did anything original or insightful, but simply because they exist.

NB4 : I was going to rape you hc but your post says all rape will be deleted.

I wasn't going to rape you.

What are you talking about bro, the only person who rapes me is Peegee and rapes from Peegee don't count because they are always stuff like "Hey how's it going, long time no talk, wanna chat? pika chu pika asl asl"

Now that Peegee is banned I almost never get raped anymore; it sucks

i have raped sum1sgruj before
just throwing that wrench out there into the gears

I raped him once because he said something hilarious

[Jiro]

The last four there are absolutely golden.

[Agent Proto]

It's like everyone has been raped by Peegee at some point in their EoFF Lives.

[Raistlin]

I was raped frequently by PG, though I didn't really feel anything.

[Jiro]

We were all newbies once...

[Pike]

Here's some more!

I get raped like once every 4 months xD

Raping someone on this forum is equivalent to a blowjob, or something. You only do it to people you like, or you'll be labeled a whore.

I think there are some rape faeries on the loose.

I rarely get raped, but then again I'm an antisocial, nerdy, opinionated, troll who likes to eat your childhood nostalgia and spit it out as the actual bile that it is. So I would say the rape system is working correctly here.

ITT: People whine about not getting raped enough.

When you rape Pike

You're raping COMMUNISM

I get raped by PeeGee and Pike, mostly. Now that PeeGee is gone, all I have is Pike.

I rape like crazy, though. EoFF has some pretty amazing people and they deserve rape. That includes you, Hypo.

EDIT: I raped everyone. The rape...belongs to all of us.

[Sephex]

Dear god, I have tears in my eyes.

Repping sure is hilarious and it totally cool with me!

[Alpha2099]

I feel like repping the next person I see.

[Agent Proto]

Don't rep Pike's posts with the rep=rape quotes. The idea was all Bleys! He deserves the credit and reps.

[Raistlin]

I can promise you that Bleys does not care, and was probably wondering what that newfangled pink bar was doing cluttering up his post (and worrying that it was a measurement of his hidden desire to cross-dress in front of the Queen).

On a side note, people seem to be clamoring for rep recently. When did rep suddenly become something that we actually care about? Was it the Ciddies awards cookies? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe I just became numb to it after PG raped repped me so many times.

Reps: the new join date, which was the new post count.

(SPOILER)My super old join date is still cool, right? Right?

[Pike]

But we need to get our e-cred somehow!

[Agent Proto]

I'm going to blame this thread. I would have not really cared that much, but since this thread has been created (and the Ciddies revelations), I've been enjoying a healthy dosage of reps and I've since gone addicted to them. Is that how it's supposed to work? I think I'm doing this wrong.

[Alpha2099]

Like I said before, I think the whole rep idea is cool. I just wish it happened more often.

[Raistlin]

I've since gone addicted to them.

It's ok, Proto. The first step is admitting you have a problem. Try to work on these first few steps, and then we can work on the rest. We'll get through this together.

Step 1: Admit you are powerless over your addiction – that your life has become had become unmanageable in your single-minded pursuit of rep. Instead of eating, you were picking on Iceglow. Instead of playing video games, you were... I dunno. Being Jiro.

Step 2: Come to believe that a higher power greater than ourselves can restore us to sanity. HAIL CID

Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of Cid as you understand him. Write a news article, play some FF7, or drink some goddamn tea.

Step 4: Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself. Do you say “pop” instead of “soda”? Now’s the time to admit what an awful human being you are for it.

Step 5: Admit to Cid, to yourself, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. Tell them all about your rep problem, and how much you wish Peegee was unbanned just so you can feel liked again.