The Repping conundrum

[Tigmafuzz]

edit: I am going to add some of the lyrics to don't stop me now as rep comments. You're welcome, EoFF.

[Pike]

Pike is a rocket ship on their way to Mars, on a collision course

/smug

[Psychotic]

See? It worked out for the best. You guys should rep me for my hatred of you. (I just want my next rep comment)

Also I added a few Journey ones.

[Pike]

Also I added a few Journey ones.

YES

[Bubba]

Jellyboobies has been here for only three months and is on 100 Rep?!!

Well bubba, maybe you should make more posts like "Hey everybody I'm a beautiful women with huge breasts and I want to take on all of you."

Boobiesforever... at your service.

[Hollycat]

There's different rep level comment thingies for every 10 points of rep, I think. Some have comments like being just that ace, and some don't. I think BoB is the one that set them. One of the really higher up ones mentions me

Feel free to come up with some new rep comments and I'll add them if they're not terrible. But they will be because I hate you and will never check this thread again out of pure disgust, so it is not worth your time.

edit: I am going to add some of the lyrics to don't stop me now as rep comments. You're welcome, EoFF.

User has broken the fourth wall
User has successfully recovered Ultima
User is cooler than the other side of the pillow

[NorthernChaosGod]

"NorthernChaosGod could plant their"

That's all it says.

[Jinx]

[Username] is now cool enough to be harassed by Tifa's Boobs

[The Man]

We had some pretty clever comments at Fool's Gold. Since we no longer have an active rep system, I hereby bequeath any that people may approve of to the use of EoFF. Granted, these are five years old or more so a lot of them are no longer topical, and several of them refer to in jokes that are FG-exclusive. The negative ones probably don't matter either because negative rep isn't enabled here.

Unfortunately, the negative comments were generally far wittier than the positive ones

(SPOILER)Below -40,000: User is responsible for AIDS.
-40,000 to -30,001: User stole my smurfing cloudsong.
-30,000 to -25,001: User does not care about my smurfing cloudsong.
-25,000 to -20,001: User is the most foul, insipid, lame ass mothersmurfer in history.
-20,000 to -15,001: User has a tiny penis.
-15,000 to -10,001: User is less popular than Tedius Zanarukando at a women's rights convention.
-10,000 to -7,501: User is more annoying than Tidus.
-7,500 to -5,001: User just smurfing BLOWS.
-5,000 to -4,001: User makes Michael O'Connor look like an upstanding, intelligent human being.
-4,000 to -3,001: User makes George W. Bush look like an upstanding, intelligent human being.
-3,000 to -2,501: User is a skidmark in society's collective underwear.
-2,500 to -2,001: User is probably a total .
-2,000 to -1,501: User does not care about black people.
-1,500 to -1,001: User is less welcome than a reggae band at a KKK convention.
-1,000 to -751: User was responsible for Trotsky's assassination and the ascension to power of Stalin.
-750 to -501: User knows less about everything than Ted Stevens knows about the Internets.
-501 to -401: User sucks at posting.
-400 to -301: User and the stuff that falls out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other.
-300 to -251: User kinda smells like that dead bird the cat dragged in last night.
-250 to -201: User seriously smurf off you're going to a dick.
-200 to -151: User must construct additional pylons.
-150 to -101: User probably needs more cowbell.
-100 to -76: User ought to hit the weights.
-75 to -51: User is a bit of a poofter, eh?
-50 to -26: User could use some help in the PR department.
-26 to -11: User still has much to learn about The Force™.
-10 to -1: User might be a bit of a troublemaker...
0 to 9: User is...wait, who the smurf is this person?
10 to 24: User might not turn out to be a total wanker.
25 to 49: User is about to escape from the cold, hard grasp of mediocrity.
50 to 99: User sucks less and less with each passing day.
100 to 149: User has goodhair.
150 to 199: User knows a hawk from a handsaw.
200 to 249: User appears to be well on the way to becoming a skilled guitar shredder.
250 to 299: User will become famous with enough bribery and/or sexual favours.
300 to 399: User stays crunchy in milk!
400 to 499: User looks pretty good in a jockstrap.
500 to 749: User wears the mighty fez with pizazz!
750 to 999: User is the poster with the most...er.
1,000 to 1,499: User is total class.
1,500 to 1,999: User has class flowing out the ass.
2,000 to 2,499: User is a fine, upstanding (heh heh) poster.
2,500 to 2,999: User glows in the dark, all sparkly-like!
3,000 to 3,999: User is well on the way to becoming a true Viking warrior.
4,000 to 4,999: User makes me happy in the upper-pants region.
5,000 to 7,499: User must be doing something right.
7,500 to 9,000: User ist Krieg.
9,001 to 9,999: User is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND. In reputation points.
10,000 to 14,999: User has properly bribed the people of Eyes on Final Fantasy for reputation points.
15,000 to 19,999: User is smurfING AWESOME!
20,000 to 24,999: User could outshred Yangxiu Maofei with both hands tied behind their back.
25,000 to 29,999: User is worthy of being the sixth member of Dethklok.
30,000 to 39,999: User is a grim, frostbitten Viking warrior of whom Odin himself would be proud.
40,000 to 49,999: User wins the fora.
50,000 and up: User will sup with the finest Nordic heroes at Valhalla.

[Sephex]

We had some pretty clever comments at Fool's Gold. Since we no longer have an active rep system, I hereby bequeath any that people may approve of to the use of EoFF. Granted, these are five years old or more so a lot of them are no longer topical, and several of them refer to in jokes that are FG-exclusive. The negative ones probably don't matter either because negative rep isn't enabled here.

Unfortunately, the negative comments were generally far wittier than the positive ones

(SPOILER)Below -40,000: User is responsible for AIDS.
-40,000 to -30,001: User stole my smurfing cloudsong.
-30,000 to -25,001: User does not care about my smurfing cloudsong.
-25,000 to -20,001: User is the most foul, insipid, lame ass mothersmurfer in history.
-20,000 to -15,001: User has a tiny penis.
-15,000 to -10,001: User is less popular than Tedius Zanarukando at a women's rights convention.
-10,000 to -7,501: User is more annoying than Tidus.
-7,500 to -5,001: User just smurfing BLOWS.
-5,000 to -4,001: User makes Michael O'Connor look like an upstanding, intelligent human being.
-4,000 to -3,001: User makes George W. Bush look like an upstanding, intelligent human being.
-3,000 to -2,501: User is a skidmark in society's collective underwear.
-2,500 to -2,001: User is probably a total .
-2,000 to -1,501: User does not care about black people.
-1,500 to -1,001: User is less welcome than a reggae band at a KKK convention.
-1,000 to -751: User was responsible for Trotsky's assassination and the ascension to power of Stalin.
-750 to -501: User knows less about everything than Ted Stevens knows about the Internets.
-501 to -401: User sucks at posting.
-400 to -301: User and the stuff that falls out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other.
-300 to -251: User kinda smells like that dead bird the cat dragged in last night.
-250 to -201: User seriously smurf off you're going to a dick.
-200 to -151: User must construct additional pylons.
-150 to -101: User probably needs more cowbell.
-100 to -76: User ought to hit the weights.
-75 to -51: User is a bit of a poofter, eh?
-50 to -26: User could use some help in the PR department.
-26 to -11: User still has much to learn about The Force™.
-10 to -1: User might be a bit of a troublemaker...
0 to 9: User is...wait, who the smurf is this person?
10 to 24: User might not turn out to be a total wanker.
25 to 49: User is about to escape from the cold, hard grasp of mediocrity.
50 to 99: User sucks less and less with each passing day.
100 to 149: User has goodhair.
150 to 199: User knows a hawk from a handsaw.
200 to 249: User appears to be well on the way to becoming a skilled guitar shredder.
250 to 299: User will become famous with enough bribery and/or sexual favours.
300 to 399: User stays crunchy in milk!
400 to 499: User looks pretty good in a jockstrap.
500 to 749: User wears the mighty fez with pizazz!
750 to 999: User is the poster with the most...er.
1,000 to 1,499: User is total class.
1,500 to 1,999: User has class flowing out the ass.
2,000 to 2,499: User is a fine, upstanding (heh heh) poster.
2,500 to 2,999: User glows in the dark, all sparkly-like!
3,000 to 3,999: User is well on the way to becoming a true Viking warrior.
4,000 to 4,999: User makes me happy in the upper-pants region.
5,000 to 7,499: User must be doing something right.
7,500 to 9,000: User ist Krieg.
9,001 to 9,999: User is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND. In reputation points.
10,000 to 14,999: User has properly bribed the people of Eyes on Final Fantasy for reputation points.
15,000 to 19,999: User is smurfING AWESOME!
20,000 to 24,999: User could outshred Yangxiu Maofei with both hands tied behind their back.
25,000 to 29,999: User is worthy of being the sixth member of Dethklok.
30,000 to 39,999: User is a grim, frostbitten Viking warrior of whom Odin himself would be proud.
40,000 to 49,999: User wins the fora.
50,000 and up: User will sup with the finest Nordic heroes at Valhalla.

Ah, I remember those days. I love how edczxcvbnm immediately demanded the worst possible rep and everyone obliged.

[Tigmafuzz]

I would like to be either "a skidmark on the collective underwear of society" or "a bit of a poofter"

[Jinx]

OMFG WOLF KANNO JUST REPPED ME WUT WUT

[Raistlin]

Speaking of being repped by cool people, I still remember the first time I was repped by Meat Puppet. That's when I knew that I had "made it."

At least, after Rantzien had informed us of the "Meat Puppet standard" to humor.

[Melissaur]

My very first rep was from Milf. I felt pretty special

[Wolf Kanno]

OMFG WOLF KANNO JUST REPPED ME WUT WUT

You made a good comment, and I do rarely rep so consider it special.

[username] is obviously using a hax to get this far
[username] is one rep point away from deciding the fate of the world
[username] is his own grandpa
[username] is sleeping with Psychotic to get rep
[useranme] is obviously a rep gaining bot
[username] is not as cool as foa
[username] created Chuck Norris
[username] slept with Sean Connery
[useranme] is not easily distracted by...oh look it's a penny!
[username] is a Vegan, and has Vegan Psychic powers
[username] learned the bassline to FFII battle theme
[username] just stole the "power of love" what a dick
[username] just a got a +2 to seduction
[username] is... you know what, smurf you, you've got so much rep that you must be some kind of charismatic holy person or Satan, so why don't you actually get out of your house, form a political party or some religious order and take over the world already and allow people to finally not have to wear pants ever! You know, instead of sitting in your house and wasting time on a forum getting people to rep you for your witty banter, you are seriously just wasting your talents and should be out there making the world either a better or worst place, so get to work, this underwear is constraining...