Hitting on People

[Jiro]

Always, that's my thing.

[Psychotic]

I look at the floor and shuffle my feet and say "Hi...hi... my name's.... Johnny.....I mean Paul.... I like your boobs. I mean tits. I mean i just like you okay" then I slink away and go home and kiss my cat.

Now that I think about it I don't even have a cat.

Hmm.

Hmm.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm so terrible at the whole people thing. So so terrible. When I'm interested in someone I get so shy and just completely freeze them out. On the outside this looks like I'm being a massive bitch because I'm giving off this "goawayihateyou" vibe and it is not a subtle one. I guess I kinda am being a bitch then? Of course I also do this sometimes when I'm not interested in someone. I am so awkward. I'm the kind of person that pretends to text at social gatherings that don't consist of my very very best friends.

[Sylvie]

Step 1: Pinpoint the color of the person's eyes
Step 2: Find something they're wearing (preferably jewelry)
Step 3: Correlate subjects of Step 1 and Step 2 together in a flattering way

[Sephex]

Step 1: Pinpoint the color of the person's eyes
Step 2: Find something they're wearing (preferably jewelry)
Step 3: Correlate subjects of Step 1 and Step 2 together in a flattering way

Step 4: Liberate penis and/or vagina

[Jinx]

I was just on the phone with Freya and singing Rhythm of the Night by Corona into the phone and dancing naked after my shower.

Does this count as hitting on her?

[Bunny]

God I hope not, that'd mean I've been hitting on my family members for far too long.

[Tigmafuzz]

Step 4: Liberate penis and/or vagina

and/or

Equal opportunity instructions. I like that.

[Sylvie]

claim them as your own

[Christmas]

Hell yeah! Usually with my nailed bat splashed with infectious rats' blood.

[Loony BoB]

I'm not sure if I've ever really, seriously, hit on someone before with a pickup line or whatever. I've flirted with girls who I knew were into me, and I've jokingly flirted with guys.

Maybe one of the girls I was a penpal with, my cousin's friends... I suppose I hit on them? But I feel like they hit on me first, so it feels like I don't get to claim that. Hmm...