Hitting People

[Jiro]

I have extremely good self control and extremely bad fighting skills. I mean, put a stick in my hands and I'll beat a guy to death but otherwise I just kick once and flee. I'm not about to get blood on my clothes.

[Shiny]

I got into a fight with a guy once back in high school because he pulled my hair out of no where and yanked it around. He thought my hair was a wig or weave I guess, but it wasn't and he ended up just giving me a migraine. I proceeded to throw and bash him into the lockers. Also some random insane person provoked a fight with me though because their kids were around I decided not to pursue it. I don't actually like fighting. Submitting people with tickle torture is suitable enough. :shiny:

[Bunny]

I have extremely good self control and extremely bad fighting skills. I mean, put a stick in my hands and I'll beat a guy to death but otherwise I just kick once and flee. I'm not about to get blood on my clothes.

You need to get rid of all of your clothes and wear nothing but suits and top hats with a sweet cane. You would make the finest of dapper gents.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The last fight I got into was last year with one of my friends. We didn't like each other very much back then and we fought and he got several stitches in his arm for it.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm in four different martial arts programs (five if you count Kendo as a martial art, which you shouldn't) as well as fencing. And I've never actually lost a fight, other than one time in California where I tried to take on four different guys at once because they were trying to mug/rape some girl in an alleyway. But I dislocated one of those guy's shoulders and broke another guy's nose before the other two tackled me at the same time.
So people that know me are too afraid of me to fight me, and people that don't are a little put off by my demeanor... I guess. I'm not an intimidating person, but something about me scares people.

Also, some sound advice from everyone's favorite source:

[Sylvie]

That's a good way to convince a bunch of autistic retards (4chan) to make themselves useful.

[Jiro]

It would probably overrule the situation at hand. I like that technique, though would certainly only use it as a last resort.

[Sylvie]

If I had you at gunpoint and you did that, I would either wait until you were finished your act, or just shoot you right there, depending on why I had you at gunpoint. If I let you live, I would force you to eat your piss and s**t and wear a ing dog muzzle for the rest of your life.

"Jiro" is a good name for you, somehow, especially as a first-hand dirty royal subject.

[Jiro]

If I had you at gunpoint

Never been in this situation so I can't tell for sure how I would react, but pissing and troutting myself on the spot probably isn't off the cards. It'd be a natural reaction rather than a "tactic" at that point though.

[Slothy]

I've actually never been in a fight, despite having some anger issues as a teenager. I assume it's because I didn't go out of my way to cause trouble and I was bigger than everyone else growing up.

The closest I came to a fight was at a bar when me and my best friend were leaving via the patio. My friend accidentally bumped into some guy who immediately turned with a look on his face like he was going to start something over it. My first thought was that I was far too drunk to want to throw down, but I would jump in if it came to that. Luckily the guy took one look at my friend who's my height and was easily a good 4-5 inches taller than this guy and immediately his angry expression melted away and he turned back around. Might have helped that my friend was already rearing his head back intending to head butt him if he so much as flinched.

This same friend once fought off 3 guys who tried to mug him by himself, broke his finger in the process, set it himself after they ran off and just continued on his way home after so I wouldn't want to smurf with him either to be honest.

[Mirage]

I haven't been in a fight since middle school, but if the opportunity presented itself, I would probably go for it!

[ReloadPsi]

I've never been in a fight. Good thing too because if I'm honest I'm afraid I would enjoy it.

However, if someone is verbally getting on my nerves enough and is refusing to listen to reason, I have on occasion been known to extend an arm if they were being particularly obnoxious. Apparently I deliver a mean backhand with enough provocation.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Ive never been in an actual fist fight, but however i have accidently hit a friend in the groin because he came up behind me and scared the crap out of me lol

[Versaille]

I drunk hit a couple people. I thought it was funny.

[Cuchulainn]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A SINGLE FIGHT IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE