who the smurf is this guy

[Jiro]

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See that ninja faggot carrying Yuffie? Who the smurf is he? Where did the Don get ninjas from? "Why plural Jiro?" you ask. Well there's another one of these jackasses standing just off screen carrying Elena. Once they smurf off up to the mountains though, the ninjas disappear. What in the bloody smurf is going on here?

[Sephex]

They are Don clones. It isn't talked about too much, but Hojo first tried to use Don cells for the ultimate pimp SOLDIER. After they sexually assaulted a Mako reactor the project was scrapped. You can read about this exclusively in the Latin version of the FFVII ULTIMANIA SUPERMONIA GUIDE COMPLETE 23. However, there are only a few copies left in the world.

[Sylvie]

They're very cultured rapists.

[Tigmafuzz]

They were interrupted in the middle of their ninja role-play by a call telling them they needed to carry some stupid kids around.

[Hollycat]

It's not actually a ninja. It is Elena in disguise. See, she was sexually starved and hoping ot get in on a three way between Corneo, Yuffie and herself, so she helped corneo under the guise of being a ninja fairy.

If you don't like that answer it is one of those ninjas in a box form spyro year of the dragon.

[Jiro]

It's not actually a ninja. It is Elena in disguise.

Well there's another one of these jackasses standing just off screen carrying Elena.

Guess it's your ninja in a box idea then.

[Jinx]

Isn't it just that black dude with the blonde mohawk who's really horny?

[Jiro]

prolly just those kotch and scotch guys from back at the pimp house in midgar

[ReloadPsi]

I figured they were native to Wutai and Don hired them to carry out the abduction. The contract probably had nothing to do with fighting off Cloud and the others.