i am a wizard

[Jiro]

So I discovered mere minutes ago that my tv remote can control the tv in the lounge room. They're both the same brand and I can sort of just see the lounge room from my bed and so anyway I was turning off my tv just before and nothing happened but THEN I HEARD NOISE FROM OUT THERE AND NEAR SHAT MYSELF BECAUSE I'M HOME ALONE AT THIS POINT. Then I discovered the truth and got super excited because smurf yeah I am a wizard.

how are you a wizard?

[Slothy]

Does playing with my wand make me a wizard? Because, yeah, that.

[Jinx]

I can open beer bottle caps without using a bottle opener or a towel to protect my hands.

[I Don't Need A Name]

You cannot believe how much this boy got excited by that... simpletons.

[dandy da oak]

I'm a wizard with the ladies

[Sephex]

If "Sunglasses At Night" is playing on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, under no circumstances will I fail the mission.

[Jinx]

If "Sunglasses At Night" is playing on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, under no circumstances will I fail the mission.

Same with me, but "Rains Down in Africa."

[Slothy]

Being more serious, my toes are long and quite dextrous. I use them regularly for everything from picking things up off of the floor to opening doors when my hands are full. That includes using door knobs, not those sissy handles.

[KentaRawr!]

I just made a gif transparent

Therefore I am a wizard.

[Hollycat]

I am a wizard because I went to Hogwarts for seven years and got a degree in wizardology.


Also I can hold mine breath for five minutes

[Sephex]

I am a wizard because I went to Hogwarts for seven years and got a degree in wizardology.


Also I can hold mine breath for five minutes

Can you do it underwater? It's always harder to hold your breath underwater.

[Shorty]

I am a wizard at finagling free drinks out of people in social alcoholic situations.

it might also be because of my huge rack but that's not important

[Carl the Llama]

Apparently I am a wizard at drinking... or at least I was untill I gave up, during my sisters wedding last year I drank copious amounts of White Russians, Ferrari Jacks and several tequila slammers and 5 Jager Bombs and at the end of it I was still completely sober... not even kidding, I honestly think my body cant process alcohol any more.

Also when I used to be able to get drunk I NEVER suffered from a hang over.

[Sylvie]

I'm a witch doctor. I cure peoples' hiccups, I make other people throw up for no reason by leaving my body and entering theirs.

[Hollycat]

I am a wizard because I went to Hogwarts for seven years and got a degree in wizardology.


Also I can hold mine breath for five minutes

Can you do it underwater? It's always harder to hold your breath underwater.

Easily