Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

[Freya]

Del, I made a thread freaking out in Eoeo about space mining being announced, that's where It's from

[Jiro]

CMON FREYA GURL

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Message: "Rialsis-17" - Deep Space Mining Co-operation (Quadrant Four)
Re: Employment Vacancy 741689 - Class B Space Mining Agent
- Potential Recruits

Greetings Captain

As requested, here is the mini-bio of the five candidates applying for the role...

Candidate 1: Uncle Big Hands
Mining Experience: Ex-girlfriends have reported that this candidate is extremely adept at digging holes for himself.
Strengths: Has big hands. A clear advantage over people with small or medium-sized hands.
Weaknesses: Has small feet. This causes issues with balance. Although he can buy children's shoes which are cheaper.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Is able to perform the American National anthem using only a piece of cardboard and his anus.

Candidate 2: I'm my own MILF
Mining Experience: Has watched famous 'mining' film Armageddon more than ten times.
Strengths: DIY. Once constructed a sex swing in under an hour.
Weaknesses: Compassion. Spent an afternoon on a mental health helpline and six people committed suicide.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Was narrowly defeated at chess to a highly sophisticated piece of machinery. The hoover won in 57 moves.

Candidate 3: Pike
Mining Experience: Has occasionally used the subway.
Strengths: Dedication. Has spent approximately two-thirds of her life playing Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
Weaknesses: Has precisely zero skills for this role having spent most of her life playing Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Successfully stalking Sid Meier for two years undetected.

Candidate 4: Freya
Mining Experience: Saw a mole once.
Strengths: Is able to talk to animals. Unfortunately, just in English...and they don't understand a word.
Weaknesses: Singing. Once sung the majority of ABBA's greatest hits in a karaoke bar.
Greatest Personal Achievement: She can eat an entire sugar doughnut without licking her lips.

Candidate 5: The Space Pope
Mining Experience: Pope's are natural miners as they are already quite "holey"... (sorry, I'm struggling now...)
Strengths: Endurance. Is able to watch the film 'Pearl Harbour' in its entirety without falling asleep, crying or vomiting.
Weaknesses: Struggles to keep his clothes clean due to his insistence on wearing white robes.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Has inappropriately touched over twenty choirboys.

As you can see Captain, most of these candidates are vastly over-qualified for the role. If required, the board will once again approve the use of trained simians.

Kind regards

Marmaduke Bagglehole, DSM HR Operative

[Baloki]

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[Agent Proto]

Who's prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse and/or alien invasion? These guys are, and to prove it, I've provided pictures of them hiding in their compound room surrounded by guns and wearing a tinfoild hat. (Note, some are accompanied so they won't be alone. Sorry Pike. You're on your own.)

Laddy

Laddy shown here with his happy Corgi friend. He's certainly pumped and ready to survive.

Phoenix Rising

There's no actual proof that this is an actual picture of Phoenix Rising, but one could imagine that his room is neatly full of guns like this guy. Hopefully, he's just as prepared as this guy, but who really knows.

Pike

Watch out aliens/zombies, Pike is gonna get you if you decide to bombard her place.

theundeadhero

Here, theundeadhero is gonna wear his lobster outfit equipped with tinfoil hat hiding in his room where he stashes his rifles for protection.

Loony BoB

And finally, we have Loony BoB, joined by the lovely smittenkitten. They both look goofy in their tinfoil hats, but his room is not only full of guns, but he also have his computer so he can stay updated at EoFF during the apocalypse or play games with smittenkitten while they hide from the zombies/aliens. Better prepared than sorry, huh?

I am quoting this so if anyone wants to rep me for this speech. Go at it.

[Pike]

So that was the best speech so far!

[Freya]

This is soo much harder to keep up with via phone. BTW i loved this speech

[Madame Adequate]

Message: "Rialsis-17" - Deep Space Mining Co-operation (Quadrant Four)
Re: Employment Vacancy 741689 - Class B Space Mining Agent
- Potential Recruits

Greetings Captain

As requested, here is the mini-bio of the five candidates applying for the role...

Candidate 1: Uncle Big Hands
Mining Experience: Ex-girlfriends have reported that this candidate is extremely adept at digging holes for himself.
Strengths: Has big hands. A clear advantage over people with small or medium-sized hands.
Weaknesses: Has small feet. This causes issues with balance. Although he can buy children's shoes which are cheaper.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Is able to perform the American National anthem using only a piece of cardboard and his anus.

Candidate 2: I'm my own MILF
Mining Experience: Has watched famous 'mining' film Armageddon more than ten times.
Strengths: DIY. Once constructed a sex swing in under an hour.
Weaknesses: Compassion. Spent an afternoon on a mental health helpline and six people committed suicide.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Was narrowly defeated at chess to a highly sophisticated piece of machinery. The hoover won in 57 moves.

Candidate 3: Pike
Mining Experience: Has occasionally used the subway.
Strengths: Dedication. Has spent approximately two-thirds of her life playing Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
Weaknesses: Has precisely zero skills for this role having spent most of her life playing Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Successfully stalking Sid Meier for two years undetected.

Candidate 4: Freya
Mining Experience: Saw a mole once.
Strengths: Is able to talk to animals. Unfortunately, just in English...and they don't understand a word.
Weaknesses: Singing. Once sung the majority of ABBA's greatest hits in a karaoke bar.
Greatest Personal Achievement: She can eat an entire sugar doughnut without licking her lips.

Candidate 5: The Space Pope
Mining Experience: Pope's are natural miners as they are already quite "holey"... (sorry, I'm struggling now...)
Strengths: Endurance. Is able to watch the film 'Pearl Harbour' in its entirety without falling asleep, crying or vomiting.
Weaknesses: Struggles to keep his clothes clean due to his insistence on wearing white robes.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Has inappropriately touched over twenty choirboys.

As you can see Captain, most of these candidates are vastly over-qualified for the role. If required, the board will once again approve the use of trained simians.

Kind regards

Marmaduke Bagglehole, DSM HR Operative

This is the best speech.

[Hollycat]

Message: "Rialsis-17" - Deep Space Mining Co-operation (Quadrant Four)
Re: Employment Vacancy 741689 - Class B Space Mining Agent
- Potential Recruits

Greetings Captain

As requested, here is the mini-bio of the five candidates applying for the role...

Candidate 1: Uncle Big Hands
Mining Experience: Ex-girlfriends have reported that this candidate is extremely adept at digging holes for himself.
Strengths: Has big hands. A clear advantage over people with small or medium-sized hands.
Weaknesses: Has small feet. This causes issues with balance. Although he can buy children's shoes which are cheaper.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Is able to perform the American National anthem using only a piece of cardboard and his anus.

Candidate 2: I'm my own MILF
Mining Experience: Has watched famous 'mining' film Armageddon more than ten times.
Strengths: DIY. Once constructed a sex swing in under an hour.
Weaknesses: Compassion. Spent an afternoon on a mental health helpline and six people committed suicide.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Was narrowly defeated at chess to a highly sophisticated piece of machinery. The hoover won in 57 moves.

Candidate 3: Pike
Mining Experience: Has occasionally used the subway.
Strengths: Dedication. Has spent approximately two-thirds of her life playing Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
Weaknesses: Has precisely zero skills for this role having spent most of her life playing Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Successfully stalking Sid Meier for two years undetected.

Candidate 4: Freya
Mining Experience: Saw a mole once.
Strengths: Is able to talk to animals. Unfortunately, just in English...and they don't understand a word.
Weaknesses: Singing. Once sung the majority of ABBA's greatest hits in a karaoke bar.
Greatest Personal Achievement: She can eat an entire sugar doughnut without licking her lips.

Candidate 5: The Space Pope
Mining Experience: Pope's are natural miners as they are already quite "holey"... (sorry, I'm struggling now...)
Strengths: Endurance. Is able to watch the film 'Pearl Harbour' in its entirety without falling asleep, crying or vomiting.
Weaknesses: Struggles to keep his clothes clean due to his insistence on wearing white robes.
Greatest Personal Achievement: Has inappropriately touched over twenty choirboys.

As you can see Captain, most of these candidates are vastly over-qualified for the role. If required, the board will once again approve the use of trained simians.

Kind regards

Marmaduke Bagglehole, DSM HR Operative

great, absolutely terrific.

[Jiro]

What the hell, Bubbaforever. WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS. I quit making speeches forever!

[Freya]

Also, THEY UNDERSTAND ME.

[Raistlin]

An early candidate for best speech. That was great, Bubba.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

44. MLT Become a Space Miner

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Freya..................................3
I'm my own MILF........................4
Pike...................................6

So that leaves Uncle Big Hands vs The Space Pope…

Uncle Big Hands........................9
The Space Pope.........................14

And the Ciddie goes to…

The Space Pope!
You know what sounds cool? A Space Popemobile. Yeah. Congratulations!

[Agent Proto]

Some good speeches so far!

[Del Murder]

So Jordan Henderson is bubba? That was pretty hilarious man. Kid has talent!