Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
I thought We could start this one by determining exactly how much each of these people are Wheatly.
First up we have the man, who try as I might but I can't think of him as Wheatly. Maybe I just don't see him the same as other people do..
What I do see is that of all the characteristics Wheatly has, The Man is undoubtedly the only one here I imagine with a British accent.
I'm going to go off on a tangent here for a moment and be honest for once. How in the world is Baloki anything like Wheatly at all?
Either I'm completely confused about who Baloki is (which is actually quite possible I must admit) or this is part of some evil plot to make Baloki walk away with as many ciddies as possible.
Next up is Iceglow. Iceglow is a bit like Wheatly after being put in control of the Aperature research center. Greedy, maniacle, foul smelling and most of all, as eager to get rid of those who insult him as a pubescent boy is to get rid of his virginity.
In retrospect, it may not have been such a good idea for me to insult him so blatantly...
Oh,well
Fourth in line for the crown is Psychotic. Psychotic is the power hungry Wheatly with a nagging sense that in order for his life to get better he must kill all humans. Just look at the mans signature if you want to see proof of him being Psychotic (oh, so that's where his name came from)
Unfortunately, Psychotics killing sprees seem to mainly consist of bots and demondude.
Last in line is Quin. This can stand for, (and has) many different things. His name, his home town, this favorite four letters, but I prefer to imagine it to mean Harlequin. Mr. Flambard is undoubtedly the closest we see to being like the original Wheatly who tried conduct a manual override on a metal wall.
I can clearly imagine Quin standing in a room surrounded by companion cubes trying to figure out how to push them all through a round hole in the floor, not realising the door is already open and he can leave any time he wants.
