I remember a time when this speech was written by Psychotic, DK and Rantz. It was an awesome speech where three heavily underqualified men sat down and discussed artwork by the nominees with some kind of false air of dignity. Imagine, if you will, three hooligans sat around a table in a swanky gentlemen's club. They just seemed out of place, but wasn't it just the best concept ever. I yearn for those times, my friends, I yearn for them.
Instead, now, you have me, a man with even less artistic talent or knowledge then the three buffoons and very little ideas on how to approach this venture. If I were more enthused, I might attempt to round up some buffoons of my own and recreate the speeches from yore. Sadly, I have not the time, effort or buffoons necessary. Perhaps next Ciddies I will attempt this. I have considered critiquing the work myself, but feel that I am so uneducated on the nature of art that it would be an insult to these fine artists. I was given strange looks the other day for talking about why I don't understand modern art. Yes, I'm that idiot who goes to art galleries and says "I don't get it."
Instead, I have opted for something a little bit simpler. The Ciddies is a time of excitement, of mayhem. Everything is going fast, high energy. Sometimes you just need to take a break, relax and enjoy yourself. So here,
play this song while you just sit and enjoy the artwork of these talented folks.
black orb
Fuzakeru
Shlup
Pete for President
Oh, and speaking of
birdplanes...