The Most Helpful Member should be someone who's always around to lend a hand. No matter what situation you face, the Most Helpful Member will be there for you. Sadly, there aren't a lot of nominees for this award, which means a lot of you bastards are takers. All you do is take take take, without stopping to help a brother out. We all gotta be in this together, y'know?
When you wake up staring into
these cold, dead eyes, what does the Most Helpful Member do? He gives you
one of these to help drive the nightmares away.
When Frank Walker from National Tiles comes on the smurfing radio, what does the Most Helpful Member do? He changes the station
and remixes the smurfing ad with a popular song.
What happens when you're faced with a long night of studying before final exams? The Most Helpful Member
shows up with some friends to help you out.
If little Timmy gets stuck down the well (again), who does the Most Helpful Member call on? Why this
furry friend, of course.
As you can see, the Most Helpful Member can achieve this status through a variety of tasks and responses. Suffice to say they are frequently helping you out, so the very least you can do is say "thanks for the assist."
I wrote this whole goddamn speech just so I could use that one line. smurf. Over to you, Award Bot.