Just laughed out loud hard at work at the whole Iceglow and MILF thing.
"So why'd you get fired, Justin?"
"Because of the Ciddies."
"The...the what?"
They're a race of people who have landed today. We get to meet them today.
That's actually a good answer. From now on when non internet people ask me about message boards, I am going to discuss them as if I were talking about communicating with aliens, which is actually probably pretty accurate.