Dear Baloki

I am sorry that they named this award after me. If I had known the ramifications it might have inflicted upon you, I would not have committed those actions so many moons ago. It is my sincerest wish that you win this award and forgive me so that, in the future, our partnership can blossom and perhaps we can both pull a Baloki and take the forum down together.

Fondest love

Jiro