What would the world be like without villains? Pretty smurfing lame if you ask me. Final Fantasy is well known for flashy villains like Kefka and Sephiroth and the occasional oddball like Ultros. Thanks to the very nature of JRPGs, the villains are destined to fail their plans for world domination, but that doesn’t mean they can’t have a hell of a time while they’re around. We’ve got quite the line-up of potential villains for the next Final Fantasy game. Whether they want to rule the world or destroy it, kidnap the girl or just slaughter her family, we’ve got a villain to suit everybody’s taste. Bring on the baddies!
Flambard D’Quinceteth
Quin is Gabranth. He is a magnificent bastard, as has been noted on many occasions, but his true power lies in his charming demeanour and his ability to pretend to be somebody else. Quin name changes like a mothersmurfer, and every time he does it is as if he engages a stealth cloak and just fades into the shadows for a time. He wields weapons with great skill thanks to tutoring by his two masters, Mace Windu and the seal. Sadly, Quin is never going to be good enough to be the Big Bad but he can put up a darn golly good fight.
Raistlin
Raistlin is Vayne Solidor. Big words and politics are his weapons of choice. He knows the law and if it won't help him then he'll change it so he can smurf you up. An intellectual badass, the only reason "war" is involved is because Raistlin finds it easier to send his army of strawmen to kick down your door than to do it himself. He gets what he wants and if you resist then you best be prepared for his bikini pose because it will make you melt. Raistlin is a supervillain and if you don't take him seriously, you might end up with a trope-breaking villa
Tifa’s Boobs
Tifa's Boobs is Lani. She only wields two weapons: sex appeal and a smurfing big blade. Both are as lethal as the other though, so be on your guard or you might be sliced and diced before you know it! Beauty has its power and Tifa's Boobs will likely use her skills to earn the good favour of our unsuspecting hero. Expect a big reveal when Tifa's Boobs who might have seemed like the hero's primary love interest turns out to be the Big Bad manipulative bitch all along! Don't get any ideas about turning her from the dark side though, this baby is bad to the bone and can smell your weakness. Watch out!
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno is Cidolfus Bunansa. Genius, with just the right dash of insanity to become a great villain. Wolf Kanno knows the Final Fantasy series well and isn't afraid to critique it, so he knows what to expect out of hero and villain alike. Be on the lookout for unusual tactics as he takes only the best evil traits to target and destroy all the heroes' weaknesses. He's got style though, and flair will be a common ingredient in all of his movements. Be careful if he falls quiet though - his mind is simply concocting another devious plan with which to take the world hostage!
NorthernChaosGod
NorthernChaosGod is Rude. Primarily a comic relief villain these days, don't put it past NCG to take you by surprise with a dangerous mix of lethality and professionalism. He knows his business well - after all, it's the only reason the US Government lets him stay in the country - and if you underestimate him, he'll pounce. He's not without a heart though, and his own moral compass might sometimes force him to help the hero out. NCG won't jump ship lightly though; he's fiercely loyal to his cause and his sense of right and wrong, no matter what anybody says. And don't smurf with his sunglasses or you will be sorry.
Iceglow
Iceglow is Don Corneo. He's a minor inconvenience in the way of a much larger threat, but I'll be damned if he doesn't get some lucky shots in which cause you more trouble than it's worth. Makes a name for himself as a ladies man but really just has some creepy smurfing monopoly on all the brothels in the area so he has first dibs on the new merchandise. Expect him to talk the talk but walk like a cripple because he can't put his money where his mouth is. Still, whether you find yourself on the subway or the Train Graveyard, you'll be cursing Iceglow's name the entire time as he puts it in whatever female relatives you happen to have.
Which of our villainous scumbag members will be most fit for the role of Final Fantasy villain? YOU DECIDE.
streme Wheelie
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Originally Posted by Jiro
What would the world be like without villains? Pretty smurfing lame if you ask me. Final Fantasy is well known for flashy villains like Kefka and Sephiroth and the occasional oddball like Ultros. Thanks to the very nature of JRPGs, the villains are destined to fail their plans for world domination, but that doesn’t mean they can’t have a hell of a time while they’re around. We’ve got quite the line-up of potential villains for the next Final Fantasy game. Whether they want to rule the world or destroy it, kidnap the girl or just slaughter her family, we’ve got a villain to suit everybody’s taste. Bring on the baddies!
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
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