Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

[Jiro]

Here's one I wont be winning.

MY GOAL IS TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

[Shorty]

pike and sarah are mormons?

I am NOT a mormon.

I was one, though. Huxley just won't let it go, the bastard. He wants to marry me and my three sisters all at once.

[Sephex]

Here's one I wont be winning.

MY GOAL IS TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

Jiro has the internet muscles to make it happen!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cid Foster was nervous. The ten-year-old strolled up and down the length of his tree house as he awaited the arrival of his friends. He checked his reflection in his mum’s brand new baking tray which he had hung on the wall. He adjusted the cardboard crown he had made the previous week. “Pull it together” he thought. “You’re King, after all!”
There was a knock on the hatch below his feet. They were here.
One by one his friends entered and lined up in front of him. Cid tried to project his voice as he addressed them.
“Welcome, my friends, to your knighthood ceremony” said Cid. “You will now step forward and present me with gifts worthy of your knighthood status. Please place them in the toy box.”
Cid turned away as his friends took turns to place their gift in the box. What possible delights had his knights gifted him with? What treasures had they unearthed from the four corners of the globe?
He turned back round and approached the box. “Now we will see whether your gifts make you worthy of your new status” said Cid.
He examined his gifts…
A fake toe, a lightbulb, some jawbreakers, half a pool cue, a hammer, a packet of sausages and a tangerine…
Cid looked up at his friends.
“Yeah… I’ll let you know…”

[Madame Adequate]

pike and sarah are mormons?

I am NOT a mormon.

I was one, though. Huxley just won't let it go, the bastard. He wants to marry me and my three sisters all at once.

And Pike and her FOUR sisters, too! Once a Mormon always a Mormon!

[Sephex]

Cid Foster was nervous. The ten-year-old strolled up and down the length of his tree house as he awaited the arrival of his friends. He checked his reflection in his mum’s brand new baking tray which he had hung on the wall. He adjusted the cardboard crown he had made the previous week. “Pull it together” he thought. “You’re King, after all!”
There was a knock on the hatch below his feet. They were here.
One by one his friends entered and lined up in front of him. Cid tried to project his voice as he addressed them.
“Welcome, my friends, to your knighthood ceremony” said Cid. “You will now step forward and present me with gifts worthy of your knighthood status. Please place them in the toy box.”
Cid turned away as his friends took turns to place their gift in the box. What possible delights had his knights gifted him with? What treasures had they unearthed from the four corners of the globe?
He turned back round and approached the box. “Now we will see whether your gifts make you worthy of your new status” said Cid.
He examined his gifts…
A fake toe, a lightbulb, some jawbreakers, half a pool cue, a hammer, a packet of sausages and a tangerine…
Cid looked up at his friends.
“Yeah… I’ll let you know…”

My bad. I told everyone to bring gag gifts.

[Pike]

Bubba, bro, your speeches are inspiring

[Jiro]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to wish a big


to o_O BIG MIKE FACE and Mo-Nercy the lovely smurfing apple.

[Shorty]

pike and sarah are mormons?

I am NOT a mormon.

I was one, though. Huxley just won't let it go, the bastard. He wants to marry me and my three sisters all at once.

can't tell if you're trolling me right now

Everything I said in that post is true!

[Jiro]

Hux I'll help wear her down for ya. Once a bro always a bro amirite

[Raistlin]

He wants to marry me and my three sisters all at once.

What boob-loving person wouldn't?

[Shorty]

"casually" xD

and I know. We're all pretty well-endowed.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

36. MLT Become a Cid's Knight

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................1
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................2
NorthernChaosGod.......................2
Bunny..................................3
Sephex.................................3
Tifa's Boobs...........................5

So that leaves Freya vs. Vivi22…

Vivi22.................................7
Freya.................................13

And the Ciddie goes to…

Freya!
Wouldn't be the first time someone's jumped from site staff to Cid's Knight. Congratulations!

[- loony bob took me anally]

i like mormons

[Pike]

Grats Freya