Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

[Pike]

Put a tear in my little robotic eye :')

PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THE REFERENCE WITH PROF'S NAME

I do, indeed, see what you did there, my friend.

Also, YAY ME. Although really I don't see how it was that much of a landslide. xD

[Jiro]

Well shoot, if I'm gonna lose to anyone, it better be Pike.

DID YOU KNOW she gives wonderful hugs <3

[Freya]

Congrats nice people!

[Pike]

Jiro you are my bro4lyfe

[Sephex]

Congrats Pike!

[dandy da oak]

You know my earlier picture, I think it was made for Pike! Well done!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

24. Best Post
Nomination leader(s): http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3070750 and http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...ml#post3064254 (tied)

The Nominees
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3049206
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3070750
http://home.eyesonff.com/writers-cor...ml#post3046587
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...ml#post3056880
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...ml#post3064254

[Pike]

Thanks for the congratulations everyone! <3

[Bubba]

Bubba and Jiro to occupy the Ciddies speeches in six months!!

[Agent Proto]

Congrats to all the winners I have missed during my away time to see if I have won a car, which i did not btw if anyone cares.

[Jiro]

Jiro you are my bro4lyfe

Any win's a win for Pike 2.0 baby

[Madame Adequate]

You are very nice Pike

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

There have been lots of great posts over the last couple of months. However, only a few have caught the attention of many to get into LIMIT BREAKS and reached the pinnacle of greatness which is a spot on the list of nominees for Best Post. These five posts are so great that I will share with you the comments that each post received through the reputation received and give my own opinion as to show everyone just how awesome each of these posts are. Without further ado, let's bring out the posts!

Post No. 1

I just smashed Raistlin 8-2. You might even say I would 8-2 be Raistlin right now.

Reputation comments.
- "I see what you did there."
- "I wanted to think of a cool rep pun to rep your pun with but I couldn't."
- "I am ashamed for actually laughing at this. One of the worst puns I've ever seen. Really, it's BoB-worthy."
- "Oh lordy"
- "I tossed a coin over whether to ban you or rep you for This."

Proto's comment.
I always love a good pun in a post and this one was no exception. Not only did Psy use a good pun, but he also humiliated Raistlin in the process. Pure brilliance.


Post No. 2

I don't have any bad lines but I've got a truly genius one that is foolproof as long as you can duplicate the charisma of its originator (not bloody likely!) On XBL the other day Steve told us a pickup line he claims to have successfully used to get Molly Ringwald in bed with him. Let me see if I can remember it correctly. Oh, it's important to remember that this isn't a pickup line so much as a pickup shout at the top of your lungs, remember that if you try it for yourself.

"Yeah yeah me name's Cawsa-smif innit? Steev Cawsa-smif. Yeah yeah, you're dead hot you are, almost as hot as an engineer's omni-blade in Mass Effect 3 which I've sold many copies of at my job. I ain't gonna tell you where I work though, spoil the mystery wouldn't it. Well yeah yeah this place I work has wound me up lately so I'm going to quit and buy a pair of stilts that add seven or eight inches to my height, and then I'm going to pursue my true calling in life. I want to be the bloke that chews chewing gum then breathes on breath smeller's faces so they can assess whether the chewing gum is working as advertised. Don't worry I don't have halle berry's toes or nothing in fact their gum would probably make me breath smell worse, yeah yeah. Want to smell me breath love? Me sister says it smells like elderflower cordial. Yeah yeah do you want to come out with me tonight darlin', I'm scheduled for some special forces operations with me comrades and the useless smurfers won't make it without me but the galaxy can wait until tomorrow to be saved. Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah, I saw you in New Look beside Marble Arch this morning so I followed you so I would get a chance to talk to you. No need to worry about paying me back I'm mates with Boris innit, he makes sure I don't have to pay for the Tube or anything. Yeah yeah you've got a lovely arse, I love that little birthmark on your left cheek too, I saw that when you were trying on that skirt in Topman. Then when we went to get ice cream I dug your trash out of the bin so I could take a proper look, I've got your DNA now and you should know you are predispatched to getting multiple scloresis, I've got a mate works for CSI and he ran the checks for you, and if we have kids you've got a ten percent higher than usual chance of giving them a club foot or cleft palate. Speaking of palate I can't say I agree with your taste in sandwiches but I suppose after analysing your poo I can tell you've got a healthy diet so even if you don't put a load of mayo on your marmite sandwiches we can still make something work. It does make your poo a bit lacking though I am used to richer tastes. Yeah yeah I've always had a thing for redheads and when I watched you in Diff'rent Strokes it was the first time I cracked one off to a girl that wasn't family I do wish you still looked like that though but then I suppose if you did I wouldn't be able to compare the curtains and the carpet to see that you are genuinely a redhead now would I because you wouldn't have any hair down there because girls that young don't have pubic hair EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE yeah yeah so do you want to have sex right now or are you a prude who won't do it on the Tube in front of twenty other people oh I suppose a terrorist nearby could be a turnoff EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE yeah I said terrorist because that man is brown and therefore a terrorist joke is well timed and witty innit anyway darlin' you've taken up enough of my time so we'll just do it in the bogs at Piccadilly Circus and I'll give you my number don't worry I've already got yours I looked through your handbag while you were ordering that sandwich earlier so I've got your numbers, addresses, and emails. Yeah yeah, after I shag you now you won't want anyone else so I'll call you later and you can come over and put me in a nappy and I'll pretend you're my auntie and if I'm wearing my stilts I'll be able to reach your breasts to suckle on them I bet your milk is delicious."

Reputation comments.
- "Flicking my bean"
- "Halle Berry's toes? What the hell does that mean."
- "I SMURFING LOVE THIS"
- "I can actually picture this, vividly, though the outcome is fuzzy."
- "extra points for the correct lack of paragraphing and sentence structure
- "oh god xD"
- ""Elderflower cordial", "first time I've cracked one out to someone who isn't family", and "put me in a nappy and I'll pretend you're my auntie" we're my personal favourites. xD
- I can't believe I read all of that.

Proto's comment.
MILF usually doesn't make posts this long, but in a humourous attempt to mock Iceglow, he just had to write a long wall of text post, which is similar to how Iceglow used to post in the past. It worked, and it makes for a great story to read. All in all, a great post by I'm my own MILF.


Post No. 3

After every Ciddies he writes a little song, and you all praise him for being such a big man. Well, I've sent him several PMs and he's ignored them - have a look - and now this is my final message to him.

Dear Del, you haven't PMed me in a while
I left my MSN, my Facebook, and my LiveJournal in my profile
I left two visitor messages back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the database or somethin
Sometimes I type messages too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; smurf it, what's been up? Man how's Miriel?
That proposal thread was swell, she's a lucky lady
I'll do it just like you if I ever get married, maybe
I read about your friend, too, I'm sorry about eest
I had a friend who quit staff when BoB said he posted least
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even read the archived tit that you did with Yams
I got a folder full of your avatars and signatures man
I like the tit you did with ShlupQuack too, that tit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your main guy
This is Psy

Dear Del, you still ain't repped my post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's smurfed up you don't answer fans
So you didn't pick me for Funniest Member, that's nice to know
but you could have at least voted for Iceglow
That's my little minion man, he's twenty six years old
We idled in chat waiting for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty titty man - you're like his smurfin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when I got knighted - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never liked The Man neither
I'm glad you beat him to being forum leader
I want to become just like Super Delete
So that I can save the day, and fly away, job complete
'cause I spend hours reading about when you went out to visit Square
I've kissed that photo, I admit it, I don't care!
Sometimes I even troll Raistlin, to see how much he screams
It's like adrenaline, his pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
Julian's jealous cause I post about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Del, no one does
He don't know what it was like for spammers like us growin up
You gotta PM me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Paul
P.S. We should partner in mafia too

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Quote-Or-Rep-My-Fans,
this'll be the last PM I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it!
I know you got my last two PMs;
I typed the usernames on 'em perfect
So this is my rap thread I'm posting to you, I hope you read it
I'm in Gen Chat right now, I'm posting 4chan memes
Hey Del, I've got nudes of Shlup, you dare me to post?
You know that thread you made last year, that got repped the most?
"smurf you" you preached at Eyes on, "I'm keeping it real"
"Why have you stopped voting for me, I haven't lost my appeal"
That's kinda how this is, I'm still a worthy rival!
Now it's too late, and I'm gonna get a new pink title
And all I wanted was a lousy PM or Ciddies vote
I hope you know I deleted ALL of your user notes
I love you Del, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Del; ... Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Del, that's Proto I just drunk tanked
but I didn't ban him yet, I renamed him, see I ain't like you
if he has a silly name he'll suffer more, then he'll whine at you
Well, gotta go, I'm about to spam porn now
Oh tit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to post this thread out?

Reputation comments.
- "Hey I know this song rep. I suppose it's good too rep."
- "My tea's gone cold and I'm wondering why I got on Eyeson at all ♪"
- "I'm not even done yet, but this is awesome."
- "Alright proper combo. Good job."
- "I smurfING LOVE YOU
- "oh hell yes"

Proto's comment.
I love this post. It shows that Psychotic is wonderful with making parodies, especially one against his "rival" at the time, Del Murder. Del had replied back with just a great response but sadly was not nominated for best post as well. However, the thread is up for Best Thread so there's that going for them.


Post No. 4

I have sonic lounge pants they're awesome, just throwing that out there

Sonic Lounge Pants was also an amazing game for the 32X attachment. In a departure from usual running platform based gameplay, Sonic Lounge Pants was about what Sonic does on his time off. The goal of the game was to see how fast you can make Sonic lounge around. This is actually a lot harder than it sounds because all Sonic wants to do is run at things. Robotnick appears at the end of each level to tempt Sonic into going on an adventure, but as long as you upgraded his pants to Super Lounge Sonic (if you managed to find the 7 beer bottles in the Watch Reruns of Family Matters Special Stages), you'd easily pass those challenges.

Reputation comments.
- "lol"
- "made me laugh!"

Proto's comment.
A great post showing off Sephex's insane mind and a great example of the kind of humor he is known to possess. Who wouldn't want to play this kind of game?


Post No. 5

The FFVI manual is tattered and worn. Held together by staples which strain to do the job of maintaining order and discipline amongst pages who've long since passed from bright eyed and firm bodied youth and succumbed to the rigors of time and old age. They refuse to waiver in their duty, though the pages sag and are filled with the wrinkles and folds which belie their years of use. The cover is long since lost, but those pages hold. They know their purpose and they fulfill their responsibilities so long as they still hold the message they were entrusted to give to whoever made the effort to open them.

Small hands held and turned those pages before dark brown eyes filled with wonder at what secrets could be discovered within. Eyes which looked on the works they contained with the wonder only a child could muster, following the loose flowing brush strokes that simultaneously defined the characters without limiting them. The colours and shades mingling and running together in ways which seemed to have no borders at all, letting them and the world they inhabited flow from the page to fill an imagination with this amazing and complete world filled with characters, places and beasts every bit as wondrous and magical as what those pages tried to convey in their limited fashion.
"
The hands which held those pages aren't as small now. There's less wonder in those brown eyes. But those pages remain ever vigilant. Waiting for the times when those hands reach out to them, that they may bring some measure of wonder to one who has himself succumbed to the same effects of time and is wearier than he used to be, if only for the briefest of moments.

I miss instruction manuals.

Reputation comments.
- "You are great."
- "That was smurfing beautiful."
- "I wish I had made a thread about something worthwhile so that the absolutely beauty of this post would not have been wasted on such a trivial topic. My apologies, and my gratitude, are yours. "

Proto's comment.
Beautiful post. Just beautiful. Vivi22 reminds us why gaming manuals are one of the greatest things ever and why they should be brought back. Thank you for this great post.


Now that we've seen the posts and the comments, it's now up to see which of these five wonderful posts win the prize of...

BEST POST EVER!!!!!!


These posts were just... that ace!

[Sephex]

Thanks, Proto! Great speech all around!

[Jiro]

Congrats to all the winners I have missed during my away time to see if I have won a car, which i did not btw if anyone cares.

WHOA WHOA WHOA

HOLD THE PHONE



That's some BULLtrout right there Agent Jeff. Don't take that. Here, take this car instead. Don't let the haters get you down. Respect.