
Originally Posted by
Jordan Henderson
Selected characters from Final Fantasy history gather to discuss the Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster...
Cecil: "Welcome everyone. Now as you know, we're here to discu..."
Barrett: "We need to nominate a leader!"
Barrett stands up and frantically waves his arms about...
Barrett: "There's only one choice an' that's me!"
Edgar: "Why don't you sit down before you fall down?"
Garland: "I, Garland, will knock you all down! Ha ha ha!"
Edgar: Shut it, Garland. You've been dining out on that line for 25 years."
Cid: "Too right! God damn fogey."
Cecil: "Right. Best Final Fantasy Forum Poster. Here is a list of names and their posts."
Cecil hands out the list...
Aeris: "Look at all these posts! These guys is sick!"
Edgar: "Wow. All these years I thought it was the translation but... you really are retarded, aren't you?"
Aeris: "..."
Cid: "The White Wizard of Fynn? Great Name!"
Cecil: "As is Wolf Kanno, they are all great posters. What do you think, Squall?"
Squall: "..."
Cecil: "That's great, thanks"
Barrett: "Sephex and Jiro have style, man!"
Edgar: "Don't forget VeloZero, he is equally awesome."
Garland: "I, Garland, will knock them all down!"
Everyone ignores Garland.
Cid: "Pretty tough choice, guys."
Aeris: "I like all of them! He are good!"
They all stare at Aeris.
Edgar: "...I can't believe I fantasized about you..."
Cid: " Well, damn! I just can't choose between them!"
Cecil: "I think Squall said he had a favourite, didn't you?"
Squall: "..."
Edgar: "Jesus Christ. Who invited him?"
Barrett: "Hang on, don't those f%$wits from the forum decide the winner?"
Cecil: "Erm... yes."
Cid: "So why the hell are we here?!"
Cecil: "I don't know, ask Bubba."
Cid: "Not cool, man. I'm not down with this."
Garland: "I, Garland..."
Barrett: "GOD DAMMIT! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Edgar: "Well, this was pointless. Seventh Heaven for a few drinks, Cid?"
Cid: "Definitely."
Cecil: "Thanks everyone. Meeting adjourned."
The group rises to leave...
Edgar: "Do you think that cute barmaid will be working?"