Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

[Jiro]

If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off to bubba. sadly all I am wearing are pants so they have to come off

[Sylvie]

She's just mad dandy da oak, don't take it personally

I've learned to always be weary of angry ladies!

I'm not mad I'm hurt!

HOW COULD YOU HURT THE POOR GIRL, GUYS!?

I like hurting her

[Sephex]

Called it! Knew Wolf Kanno would win! Congrats!

[KentaRawr!]

Congrats, Kanno!

[Agent Proto]

She should have been used to it by now.

Edit: Responding to Kentarou about Melissaur.

[Jiro]

wolf kanno wins again, smurf you guys

[Sephex]

If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off to bubba. sadly all I am wearing are pants so they have to come off

There is nothing sad about that.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

18. Best General Forums Poster
Nomination leader(s): Pike

The Nominees
krissy
I'm my own MILF
DK
Sephex
foa
Pike

[KentaRawr!]

She should have been used to it by now.

Edit: Responding to Kentarou about Melissaur.

Wait what? Who's Kentarou?

[Sephex]

Pike is totally winning this one.

[Bubba]

Cheers everyone!

Has Wolf Kanno ever NOT won that award?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Let’s be honest, the majority of posters around here wouldn’t know a good post from a Shlup post. But some posters make us laugh, think, smile, or at least cringe slightly less than we do upon reading the typical post. Here are those people:

krissy: The person you want to go to if you want awful FF pickup lines, krissy is a strong candidate for this award. At least if you can tolerate the whole Canadian thing.

MILF: Is a smart poster, but he may be hurt by the time Iceglow hacked his account.

DK: Has never said anything remotely intelligent in his… however many years he’s been here. WHICH HAS BEEN THAT MANY YEARS TOO LONG.

Sephex: Sephex apparently posts a lot while drinking, which is a good tactic for here. But he’s no HOOTERS.

foa: Megan is a sassy, sexy beast who will lay the smackdown on anyone who gives her lip. Which people need to do more, for our entertainment.

Pike: Pike is more active (consistently, anyway) than any of the above posters as far as I can tell, but she does have the unfair advantage of not requiring sleep. Her only breaks from posting seem to involve playing Civ IV and repping any post that mentions SMAC.

[KentaRawr!]

Pike is totally winning this one.

I can't see how anyone else would win.

Sorry everyone else!

[Sephex]

I actually don't drunk post all that often. I post whist being tired, though, so I can see why some people would think that! Still, good speech!

[Carl the Llama]

Wtf guys, how did Dak not win that:

Most Final Fantasy Forums Posts:

1. Jiro - 499
2. VeloZer0 - 324
3. Hypoallergenic Cactuar - 307

Congrats! Here, have a cake.

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