Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

[Jiro]

congrats Pike and foa as well because it was closer than most Pike victories!

[Slothy]

what is this foa should have had at least five more votes there!

FOA's so last year.

Long live Pike!

PS: Love you FOA.

[Del Murder]

No Highwinds? Or am I missing something.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

No Highwinds? Or am I missing something.

They're coming up soon.

[KentaRawr!]

[21:43] <@Pike> Yup
[21:43] <@Pike> I'm about to win Best Male
[21:43] <%Award Jiro> Best Pike
[21:43] Best Pike: Pike
[21:43] <%Award Jiro> Pike
[21:43] Best Campire: Pike
[21:43] <%Award Jiro> Cutest Male
[21:43] <@Pike> Best Robot: Pike
[21:43] <%Award Jiro> Pike
[21:43] Best stake: Pike
[21:43] <@Pike> Best Nipple: Pike
[21:43] this place is so spammy
[21:43] Best Best: Pike
[21:43] <%Proto> Best Steak: Pike
[21:43] Are your nipples that good, Pike?
[21:43] Pike Pike Best bestpikebestpike PIKE
[21:43] <%Award Jiro> Best Breast: Pike

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

2. Best Male
Nomination leader(s): Jiro

The Nominees
Sephex
Agent Proto
Jiro
Del Murder
Vivi22
I'm my own MILF
Psychotic
NorthernChaosGod

[Carl the Llama]

Prediction update Dak?

[Jiro]

The Best Males of Eyes on Final Fantasy are a ragged bunch but only in the cleanest, most sterile of ways. We're also real great bros, by the way. We have barbecues in each other's sheds that are linked by a secret network of tunnels. There is much for us to do, but that's secret men's business and I can't be doing sharing all of our secrets with a bunch of you who are in some cases female. It's just not on. But I can tell you one thing, and one thing only. When we get suitably drunk, we also like to do karaoke because we're dignified as smurf. In fact, we're so damn talented that we were once called Backstreet Boys 2.0...



Except that they're probably too old for most of you smurfing kids to remember. "The Backstreet Boys weren't even cool" you whine with your prepubescent voice. "smurf you" I say, "and come back when your balls have dropped." We might be sort of strangely homoerotic at times and have a distinct lack of masculinity at others but just because guys like to touch other guys doesn't mean it's gay and being gay is fine too okay I have love for all my brothers and sisters (but incenst is not wincest okay kids). Look, at least we're not these smurfing kids:



I mean I'm pretty sure at least three of them are women, and you could have very valid arguments for the rest. But I'm digressing again. We have a strong bunch of dudes here, and I want everybody to realise that, no matter the outcome, I'm better than smurfing all of you we're in this together. Men are what make EoFF strong, you realise. Women couldn't have hosted the Elections; they didn't even figure out how to vote until like the 60s. Women could never host the Gang Wars; they abhor violence and spend all their time knitting and baking. Hell, a woman couldn't even host the Ciddies; they had to get a feminine-styled robot to do it for them because it was "too much hard word" (foa) and "would wreck my new nails" (Shlup).

So guys, you gotta remember, we're the master race here at EoFF. With that comes power. Power that we should abuse. Let's ban the colour pink and send the women (of which there should be none; there are neither women on the internet, nor women outside the kitchen as per rule #15) out of here. I mean Laddy might have to go with them because he probably loves the colour a whole lot but we'll hold a memorial service for him. It'll be swanky, we'll theme it like Survivor and we can get the host from the show there and he can be all dramatic and extinguish Laddy's torch and be like "I'm sorry Laddy, but you are not the EoFF Survivor" and then he'll cry and we'll cry and it'll be tears of manliness. He'll be a loss but for the men of EoFF to stand united sometimes you gotta make sacrifices.

So when the time comes to reveal the winner of EoFF's Mister Man award, don't forget about all the other men out there who are just as much manly men as the rest of us men may be. I mean Cuch is probably more of a man than me and Iceglow despite his big talk is probably less and I don't even know what realm Sylvie lies in. Don't forget about those men too. By all means, pay way more attention to these men:

• Sephex
• Agent Proto
• Jiro
• Del Murder
• Vivi22
• I'm my own MILF
• Psychotic
• NorthernChaosGod

because we're the ones smurfing nominated for this award but everybody's a bro too okay? Except those bloody women. Don't trust 'em as far as our testosterone infused arms can throw them. Regardless of who wins, we're all winners here today because at least Pike can't win this smurfing award too. Hoorah!

[Sephex]

Jiro is totally going to win this one. Or Pike.

[KentaRawr!]

My vote's on Pike

[dandy da oak]

I saw One Direction and threw my computer out of the window...now how can I watch the rest of the Ciddies? First world problems

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

2. Best Male

And now the revelation...

RSL....................................2
I'm my own MILF........................2
Del Murder.............................2
NorthernChaosGod.......................3
Vivi22.................................4
Agent Proto............................4
Psychotic..............................6

So that leaves Sephex vs Jiro…

Sephex.................................7
Jiro...................................8

And the Ciddie goes to…

Jiro!
A tight race for sure, but perhaps Jiro's recent jaunt around the United States gave him the boost he needed! Congratulations!

[Jiro]

0. Best Everything

And the Ciddie goes to…

Pike!
A familiar fight, a familiar foe... a familiar outcome. Makes you wonder if Pike's up to something... Congratulations!

[I Don't Need A Name]

Good lord, quickest moving Ciddies ever! These youthful types don't hang around do they!

[Sephex]

Close again! Congrats, Jiro! I am honestly surprised I got that close! Thanks guys!