It’s an honor to even be nominated for this award. An honor, a badge, a medal if you will. If I had any say in it, there wouldn’t be a voting system it would be a thunderdome-like battle. ALL MUST ENTER THE THUDNERDOME BUT ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE! Who would survive out of this sorry lot if they were pitted against each other? I present to you their course of action. Then you can really decide who the best member truly is.
Name: Psychotic
Nickname: The Beekeeper
Tactic: This man will play dirty. By dirty I mean he’ll distract you as he rolls around naked in mud. You are caught off guard and BAM spear through the chest. Why is he called the beekeeper? Well you’ll have to just watch and find out.
Name: Bubbaforever
Nickname: Music in the Loins
Tactic: He’s musically gifted did you know? No? Well that’ll be your doom. He’ll make you sway and swoon with his guitar picking skills and velvety voice then out of no where you’ll be shot while you were so entranced.
Name: Jiro
Nickname: The Handsome Kangaroo
Tactic: He’ll shoot you a
and you’ll be dazed, confused, and aroused. At that time he’ll throw a grenade at you. He's quick and agile so good luck on catching this handsome smurfer.
Name: Pike
Nickname: Iron Queen
Tactic: Pike is notorious for using her own Little inventions and traps to protect herself. Along with those she’s fashioned herself a metal casing she wears as she wanders the arena. Try stabbing her in that.
Name: Sephex
Nickname: The Video Vixen
Tactic: This man makes some odd videos. You slaps together the most strange things even in the field of battle. You ever seen a Turtle with a rocket launcher on it’s back? Well if Sephex can imagine it, it’s built into our reality straight out of his wtf videos.
Name: I Don’t Need a Name
Nickname: No Really, I don’t. Why do we have to have nicknames? I already have a title, it's not a name, I don't need another one when I don't even need the first one. And then--
Tactic: He’s so worried about what people will or wont call him he actually wont do so well in this battle. He argues with the announcer while his enemies swarm him with deadly intentions.
Name: Del Murder
Nickname: The Don
Tactic: Somehow Del can coerce people into doing things for him. He ends up in the endgame merely because he had lackies do his fighting for him. It’s only after the weak are whittled away that you’ll see him preform any acts of battle.
Name: Rantz Rantz Revolution
Nickname: THOR’S HAMMER
Tactic: IT’S HAMMER TIME (the hammer is his… welp you should know that one) This viking god has an affection for making large hammers. If you catch him before he’s constructed one, you’re in the clear but if you catch him after the fact, I fear for you soon to be smashed brains.
Name: Vivi22
Nickname: The Iceman
Tactic: You can’t tell what this one is thinking, when you think you’ve figured it out, his tactics change and you’ll be sorry. His quick reactions and cold demeanor will have you facing the ground choking on blood.
Name: Fire _of_Avalon
Nickname: The Temptress
Tactic: This hot piece of meat will have convinced you to lay down your weapons and join her on her mat. Once you lower your defenses is when she strikes. Straight for the heart. Before you realize it, you’re a bleeding mess and she stands over you as the victor.
I could have gone all sappy with these nominees but that wouldn’t have been as fun. No, thoughts of them murdering people, now that’s fun. ALL MUST ENTER BUT ONLY ONE LEAVES. THIS IS
THE BEST MEMBER AWARD.