DREAMS

[fire_of_avalon]

I will get out my crystal ball and tell your fortunes. Real fortunes are fifty thousand dollars. For free I give you this crap.

I had a dream that the singer for Alkaline Trio wanted to kiss me the other night but I woke up before it happened.

I think this is about your concern that some things, perhaps things that are "fated" won't come to pass. Or you just want to makeouts with Matt Skiba

I might post a specific dream later, but I often have dreams months apart that take place in the same world. For example, I had a dream once where I saw a bathroom being under construction. Months later I had another dream that took place in the same setting. The bathroom was complete. Feels cool when I wake up to realize my subconscious is that organized.

You're growing as a person. Your subconscious is showing you progress and finished products on your journey. Also you poop a lot.

I had a dream I hunted with Teddy Roosevelt. We were in the middle of the savanna and we nabbed a rhino. Then he asked if I would be his vice-president.

You have lofty goals and you're quite sure you're going to achieve them. Also, I am not touching the rhino horn joke with a 10 foot pole.

I have weird recurring themes in my dreams. Some of these include:

Malls
Movie theaters
Nazis
Work
Being chased (usually by Nazis)

This is your agoraphobia at work. I think you're uncomfortable with something in your life so you dream of places that would make you uncomfortable. Also, you're Jewish.

I vary rarely remember my dreams.

I did have a recurring dream when I was kid though where I was running through this underground cavern inhabited by monkees. They all had guns that shot acid and the pesky primates were doing their level best to shoot me!

I always managed to get through to the end though where there was a HUGE mother-smurfing Ape about 20 feet tall blocking my path. I would always wake up at this point.

I asked my best friend once what he thought it meant. He was quite blunt and implied that I may be sexually attracted to men.

This dream is about the fear that your past, when you were "lesser" (Less smart, less experienced, less "evolved") will come back to impede your future. Also yeah you like dudes. But who doesn't, really?