Cram it Huxley you're nothing but a vile man. How about I make fun of you instead?

Hello, my name is Huxley... more like SUXley because that is what I do! I suck at video games! Blip blop bloop! Oh look at me I studied international relations and politics.... BECAUSE I WAS TOO MUCH OF A SISSY TO STUDY GEOGRAPHY! Da de dee, watch me playing Hearts of Iron.... and by Hearts of Iron I mean FARTS of Iron because I am so lonely I have to hire the local blacksmith to come round my house at night and emit rasping flatulence all over my face!

Not very nice, is it? I hope you've learned a lesson today.

Also don't keep us in suspense, who won the awards?