The Turks

[Jiro]

How do The Turks have such a good reputation when their work ethic is this? Granted, when they do their jobs, they're probably efficient (hard to say though: Cloud and Co. never had trouble with them, really) but it just seems kind of strange that such an elite group would treat their jobs with near disdain. They're all about making bank and having a good time, getting the job done is an inconvenience to them.

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[Jiro]

reno and rude are too cool to be serious. elena just cramps their style. she deserves to get kidnapped! what a lame-o

[Hollycat]

Whatever happened to Cissnei?

[Jinx]

Tseng seems to take his job p. seriously.

[Jiro]

Yeah, to be fair, it just seems to be Reno and Rude who are the slackers, but how did they get to such a position with such a relaxed attitude? IT BOGGLES THE MIND.

[Gamblet]

Maybe they weren't slacking before? What if they started slacking after they got into such a good position?

[Jinx]

They only make minimum wage.

[Hollycat]

According to the games, they make loads more than SOLDIER first class's do.

[Jiro]

I wouldn't want to see what a SOLDIER 1st Class union strike would look like. smurf me, Fire3s everywhere up in this bitch.

[Hollycat]

forget fire3. What about energy?
a materia that shoots a bullet made out of the same stuff as ultima that goes through things, hitting multiple times, and then keeps going till it hits a wall.

Imagine if shinra had an army of people with that materia.

[Sephex]

The Turks were planning are starting an "Occupy Shinra" movement. I am so topical!

[Jiro]

Reno and Rude were hipsters before it was cool. Well, uhh, you know what I mean.

[Tigmafuzz]

Hipsters before it was cool? Ultra-hipsters? Wait... hipsters aren't cool. You can't fool me, Dak.