Ha! I get more of a kick out of that description than I probably should.
Yeah, I never really understood the whole church fall. It makes more sense that the roof and rafters are what broke his fall, but that would have left him more broken. I guess we'll have to chalk it up to being a failed super soldier.
And Kalm was a pretty bad way to start an epic journey. At least it picks up after you get past the Marsh.
I also always found it a bit weird that Tifa never speaks up about Cloud's false memories. I know they try to explain it away, but let's get real here. You're about to embark on a dangerous journey to save the planet, fighting monsters, robots, mega-corporations, super weapons, and a long thought dead super soldier along the way. The journey takes you across oceans, through deserts, canyons and arctic tundra, and even into space, and at no point does it really occur to her to mention that the man they've chosen to lead them doesn't remember what happened in Nibelheim 5 years ago, as far as you know he wasn't even there, and there's a good chance the smurfer is crazy. Childhood friend or not, lives are on the line. And even after he goes crazy for a while, he just puts his mind back together and everything's good.
No, everything is not good. You're a crazy mothersmurfer and you're not leading the team anymore.






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