Magnificent Specimens

[Shorty]

An outfit that I wouldn't be caught dead wearing in front of my mother at the time. You know. Mormons and midriffs.

WHY IS NO ONE ELSE POSTING MAGNIFICENT SPECIMENS

[Jinx]

We can't take our eyes off of you.


LOL MORMONS

[NorthernChaosGod]

What Sam said.

I think Sarah is the only magnificent specimen we need.

[Shorty]

Apparently >:[

[Jinx]

it's like
it's like
a smurfin' train wreck
or like
pictures of the holocaust
you just can't smurfing look away

[Raistlin]

I can't believe it look me this long to think to post this. Here's some magnificent specimens for rent (the face removed for your pleasure; paper bags are available upon request):



Here's another one

[Jiro]

Beards and boobs, huh? Well I got tits covered.

Artsy



Not even the best cleavage shot I have

[NorthernChaosGod]

I demand more Sarah boobs.

[chionos]

I burned my beard a few weeks ago and had to shave it. I'm working on it again. I'll post a "magnificent specimen" sometime this winter.

I'm really enjoying the old picture. Dem jeans! /nostalgia

[Shorty]

There will be no more Sarah boobs >:O

[NorthernChaosGod]

There will be no more Sarah boobs >:O

Buzz kill.

[Freya]

Aww and it was just starting to get exciting

[Bubba]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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Just thought it had been a while since someone re-posted Sarah's picture...

[Jiro]

Why does it look like you're wearing a wedding ring?

WERE YOU MARRIED SARAH!? IS THAT WHY YOU RAN AWAY FROM MORMONISM!?

[Shiny]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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Everything about that picture screams early to mid 90s. Glorious!