So I have adopted two cats. Their names are Casey and Nathan.

They're actually cats for the neighborhood that I have stolen. But they come to my house everyday and I give then cat food and catnip and stuff. Casey is a little white kitty that I suspect is a stray. She's always like FEED ME and LOVE ME so I do. Nathan is actually probably someone else's cat that gets let outside. She is so lovey and soft ya. I wanna buy her a collar and a name tag so when she goes home her owners are like wtf.

I'm sure that on a daily basis, Casey is picked up by about 30 different people. All of them part owners. She's such a trooper.

Community kitties! They're like timeshares.

Except they are mine goddammit.

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