Oh my god I love you Luis, never change. xD Why the smurf would you ever admit that? Nutter. He'll never win a pen again now! Do a Gareth Bale and say "uhhh no i go flying to avoid injury" or something, jesus christ man. Glad he did it to Stoke though, they deserve it more than any other team.

Also Bubba is it true the United fans were singing "There's only one Maggie Thatcher" at the game on Sunday? Because that is smurfing comedy if so.

Also also, good for you Pep Guardiola.