I agree with Crop. This has been a week from hell for our fine club. Out of a cup competition and nearly out of another! The rest of you really don't know what suffering is until you're a Man Utd fan. I think the pain we have experienced in the last five or six days must be the equivalent of starving children in Africa. Also, 12 points isn't that much. That kind of deficit can be overturned in... months. Also, consider our next league game. A tough home fixture against a side second from bottom. You... you just don't understand.

I'm pretty sure Crop was being sarcastic.