For the avoidance of doubt, normal service has resumed. Everton are doing their level best to punish me for having a degree of optimism about this season. We're not going to finish anywhere near 4th if we continue having 20+ shots a game and not winning.
Oh Everton, why must you break my heart so.



But come on. The man is a smurfing lunatic. He's full on insane. And that's great entertainment. Di Matteo, nice fella, don't get me wrong, but he's bloody boring.

