Shut your walrus mouth. Red and green are ~WELSH~ and ~PATRIOTIC~ and represent unity amongst the peoples of ~THE LAND OF MY FATHERS~.

Totally not like what Cardiff City Welsh Dragons Franchise FC<sup>TM</sup> are doing with their red kits and new crest. In fact, it isn't. At least our non-existent third kits don't make our players look like a tired and emotional Bertie Bassett!