Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
Football transfer rumours: Emile Heskey to Newcastle...Jets

Looks like a heroic return to Liverpool in their time of need was not his destiny. Thank the footballing gods for that.
Better get my first shots in for the weekend now. Without Heskey, we're going to lose to United on Sunday, which is a shame for everyone concerned. I encourage all neutrals to back LFC though, as if we win we won't have to put up with Cuch in this thread for a whole month. Speaking of, come on out now Crop, it's time for your biannual post.

Still, Sterling or Suarez vs Evra... the very thought is giving me a stiffie. No not because of the racism, but because he's trout.

A picture now for lonny bob:(SPOILER)

Can't wait to see how many tears and statistics-ridden excuses (stats mean smurf all in football; see liverpool's transfer policy last year...) this man produces from you this time.

Finally... the smurfing Thursday Nights, Channel 5 taunts don't work if Channel 5 don't even show the smurfing game, what the smurf is this