Today an injury-riddled Everton squad attempted to play football while Norwich tried their level best to play rugby. Everton also played terribly in the second half, and Mr. Moyes felt it pertinent to use no substitutes until the 90th minute after Norwich had just equalised. Quelle surprise! It makes no difference whatsoever and we throw away two points again.

Having said that, Bryan Oviedo looks pretty great. I'm looking forward to seeing him and Kevin Mirallas play together.