You know how you're a good artist, Donal? If Suarez wanted he could kick a ball with paint on it into a wall and make a picture you could only dream of.

Also Van Persie plays with Carrick (United's best player this season in all seriousness btw), Rooney, Kagawa, Scholes, Valencia, Nani etc. Suarez plays with Downing, Henderson, "The Welsh Xavi" and a bunch of 12 year olds. Van Persie has the greatest manager English football has ever seen. Suarez has David Brent. If Suarez played for United he'd have 49 goals by now