Ah, Bubba, you poor new fella. The football thread now is dominated by United fans, but back in the day we used to have about 6 Arsenal fans and only a couple of Uniteds. I drove them all out with anti-Arsenal abuse, one by one, until only that poor withering husk of a man charliepanayi was left. I wish I had not done so now!

The final straw for Cz was when I told him Momo Sissoko was better than Abou Diaby (turns out they're BOTH useless!) and that CJ kills himself at the end of San Andreas.