Haha, only joking... here is what I actually meant. Just a few amendments...

Oh my sweet lord... can things get any better?!!!!!

We won by a single goal away at Sunderland. If we're not careful, we are gonna win this league by a mother-smurfing world record margin. 18 points is plenty when you consider how amazingly sh**e Man City are. That 14 goal cushion is completely irrelevant. I'm praying my missus gives me a blow job tonight because football is done for me now till next August.