Doing the rounds now:

The Fangs Favourite.

13/2 with Ladbrokes for player of the year - certainly worth a nibble.

Liverpool are nothing without Suarez, he really gives them added bite.

Six game ban for biting and a further nine games for discriminating and not biting a black player.

Luis Suárez praised by Liverpool manager for his 'amazing appetite' - my favourite of the lot.

Ivanovic's arm is the only taste of Champions League football Suarez will have with Liverpool.

Disgraceful. Luis Suarez is not being fed enough. Just £2 a month can get enough for him to stop eating footballers #foodforsuarez

At least Suarez has now tasted Champions League success.

No excuse for Suarez's bite but at least it wasn't on Lampard. He'd have been too bloated to equalise.

Concern for Branislav Ivanovic this evening, as Luis Suarez is spotted leaving Anfield with a doggy bag.

etc, etc.