*starts limbering up to bat for Team Anti-Suarez* Ugh, this is going to rumble on all smurfing Summer, isn't it?

Yes, the press have been utterly appalling to you. Us, the fans, have stood by you through thick-and-thin. Why are you punishing us to give the fleet street s what they want? Just admit it's for the money, son.

I still maintain he is one of the most skillful (in terms of technique. Bergkamp, Zola, Le Tissier style) players the Premier League has ever seen. If you disagree then you shouldn't watch football, the man is a straight up artist I don't give a smurf. It'll be yet another huge loss to the league, both in terms of footballing spectacle and dramaz.