2012-13 English Football Season

[Old Manus]

And so, another season ends, and as everybody kept referencing it over the course of this thread, it is plainly only right for another installment of the Official Old Manus Football Thread Quotes of the Season with Budweiser^TM.

feel free to quote this in your end of seasons quotes. Except you won't be able to!

Andy Carroll will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt what a beast he is this season, and will hit DOUBLE FIGURES in goals in all competitions. You smurfing heard it here first.

I can see a period of City dominance in the coming years.

He's [Van Persie] not very good Donal, he will not last 5 minutes before getting injured so relax my good man.

Can defiantly see us [West Ham] staying at the top half of the table.

Van Persie will be this season's Torres.

Joe Allen looks like the signing of the season for us and actually well worth his price tag.

Talking about Swansea, their my new adopted team for this year. I really like them, they have a solid team, and so far they've done well, if only for that loss last Saturday. I've read about their new manager and he seems pretty experienced.

I am looking forward to someone kicking him [Hazard] hard in a game.

Villa are one of the worst sides I have seen in the history of the Premiership.

DOWNING FOR ENGLAND.

And finally...

[Bale] the filthy chimpanzee-looking diving welsh ponce.