Yeah welcome to the smurfing STEVIES the only real awards on this stupid website you know. I made some awards for you all to be nominating and voting and trout so you can just come right in and make yourself at home specially if yous a fit bird who might want to play around with my junk a little you know what I'm saying anyway this is the place for some real awards here I'll list them out all straight like so you can see whats going on without any of this fancy trout that the stupid robot guy was doing.

yeah here you go some awards for you now:

- The Ya Mum Award for member whose mother Steve would most like to do all night long after he knocks off from work and takes the subway back to his place and gets her number while he's on the subway after work where he worked a long shift and just wants to find a fit bird to have it on with


- The Yeah Yeah Award for member who is most likely to have a winning catchphrase that just pulls all the fit birds that you're likely to meet out on the town after a long day at work and taking the subway home and sticking it to your mum


- The Ya Look Cold Love Yeah Award for member who can fit the most women in his or her coat, jacket or other assorted article of warm clothing


- The Four Horses and a Fifth Wheel Award for member most likely to count themselves as a member of a small group of themed members without actually being a part of them sort of like how there was a fourth musketeer even though everybody knows there's only three musketeers you know


- The Cowboy Boots Award for member who has the most style wearing clothing meant for the opposite gender in a non-cross dressing kind of way which counts Sylvie out of this award but who knows you know yeah yeah


- The Take A Breather Mate Award for member who has the most air related issues or manages to just talk a lot and seemingly use no breaks or pauses or just creates run on sentences that go for so long that even the reader finds themselves light headed and in need of a lie down


- The Raven Riley Award for most bangable bird you've ever met who was so fit that you could probably see her in some kind of porn film or something because she's just that fit that every guy'll wanna poke her even more than ya mum

yeah I got my buddy MILFY to write these ones out for me you know MILF that fella who always has the real fit birds yeah you know they just date him to get to me though yeah that's what I always been telling him but he doesn't listen. so yeah just send me some votes and trout or whatever you know