Only if you can find my Invisible Plane /smug
Hey Batman!
Sorry in advance for that one time when I broke your back. We cool?
Love,
THE BIGGEST BADEST MOFO and sweetest BANE
Hey. They call me The Flash 'cause I'm fast.
..except for the ladies.
So which one of you mortals is scum? >:{ By the GODS I will punish all who are evil.
I think you, Thor, are scum. Anyone related to Loki must be!
Way to throw your bro under the bus, Jerk.
Even if I get lynched my followers will put me back in the Lazarus Pit and I'll live on anyway. You're all bitches.
Tally ho chaps. Let's have fun and try to win! I've got my keen ears to the ground and eyes on Wonder Woman's lovely figure.
##Vote: [M] Iron Man
Seeing as Day 0 votes won't result in a lynch, I think now is a perfect opportunity to vote for Iron Man. I just love the way he is portrayed by Robert Downey Jr.
Also, I declare that we should have a spandex contest. Who has the most rocking bod?
BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Hi hi!
Who wants to be my Robin? I SHALL RUB YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY BAT-THIGHS! MAKE IT STICK MAKE IT STICK!
Question: Who is horny? I am Batman! I am horny! I want to make you love me! Do you love me?
We must play some mafia! If we work together we can kill the mafia and you can be horny with me we will make it together! Squeeze my muscled apendage! There's an app for that.