Heroes & Villians Mafia XXII Game Thread: Day 3

[[M] Anise]

We should all be happy that we're about to find out what Thor won for winning the vote on Day 0.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Why do we have to vote for anyone?

I think we should just stop this game right now and call it a tie. Why does anyone have to lose? One by one we all get rejected by our peers in one form or another, either voted off or killed. It's not at all nice.

I'm sorry for this rant but it's just made me really angry all of a sudden. This game is actually very cruel.

I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY

JUST PLEASE BE HAPPY

smurfING HELL

[[M] Anise]

Imagine if he won the keys to the Batmobile. How would that make you feel, Batsies?

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

*Fingers crossed*
Perhaps a colonoscopy from me?

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Imagine if he won the keys to the Batmobile. How would that make you feel, Batsies?

I JUST WANT TO smurf HIM LIKE A DONKEY

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Does that mean Mjolnir is a mere sex toy these days? Does it vibrate?

[[M] D'Anna]

Hello chaps, it's your old pal Captain America. You can call me Handy. I promise that while I am around I will do my best to push you up against cage walls and give you long, warm embraces while rubbing my forehead all over your shoulders and occasionally give you a little lovetap right on the face. What greater gift could a 48 year old man give to you? I am so generous.

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Hello chaps, it's your old pal Captain America. You can call me Handy. I promise that while I am around I will do my best to push you up against cage walls and give you long, warm embraces while rubbing my forehead all over your shoulders and occasionally give you a little lovetap right on the face. What greater gift could a 48 year old man give to you? I am so generous.

Mid-life crisis man has arrived!

[Shattered Dreamer]

Hello chaps, it's your old pal Captain America. You can call me Handy. I promise that while I am around I will do my best to push you up against cage walls and give you long, warm embraces while rubbing my forehead all over your shoulders and occasionally give you a little lovetap right on the face. What greater gift could a 48 year old man give to you? I am so generous.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Hello chaps, it's your old pal Captain America. You can call me Handy. I promise that while I am around I will do my best to push you up against cage walls and give you long, warm embraces while rubbing my forehead all over your shoulders and occasionally give you a little lovetap right on the face. What greater gift could a 48 year old man give to you? I am so generous.

your gaping rectum and a shovel full of bacon grease you smurfing fireman

[[M] D'Anna]

Mid-life crisis man? I'm not the guy who got a Harley and set my face on fire to feel young and hip and cool again like old Ghost Rider or whatever he calls himself these days. I used to know him as Ian. I have embraced my wrinkles and low hanging scrotum quite happily I'll have you know. I like tending to my bonsai trees and walking my dog, Andre. And cage hugs. Can't forget the cage hugs. Do you want one, Doomy? I'll make it extra sweaty for you.

[[M] Mom – Host]

20 mins puny lifeforms

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

quick show of hands:

vivi22 is an awful member of EoFF who should be banned. who agrees?

[[M] Dee]

Can we just get on with it?

[[M] Mom – Host]

3 mins